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16-03-2016, 02:25 PM
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My daring, My sweetheart, My wonderful wife,
Marrying you ruined my life.

What do you mean Life is short. It's the longest thing you're going to do.
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16-03-2016, 02:34 PM
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A prostitute from Peru
Once stuffed her vagina with glue
She said, with a grin, "You have paid to get in
and you can pay to get out of it too."

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16-03-2016, 02:39 PM
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Ode to chili

How well you go with everything
Meats, veggies it doesn't matter
When you end up on my platter
Oh how you make my food sing
But what is this I wonder
Something in my eye?
Oh my
ARRRRRRGHHHHHH IT BURNS
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16-03-2016, 02:59 PM
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I thought that I could love no other,
Until that is, I met your brother.

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16-03-2016, 03:06 PM
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You make love to me like no other,
Except perhaps, your old grandmother

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17-03-2016, 05:27 AM (This post was last modified: 17-03-2016 05:32 AM by god has no twitter account.)
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There once was a Priest from Westphalia
Who was a right dirty sod, I can tell ya.
He once fucked a cat, a toad and a bat
And a Bishop, in full regalia.

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17-03-2016, 05:48 AM
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There once was a man from Racine.
Who invented a fucking machine.
Concave or convex, it would fit either sex.
With attachments for those in between.

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17-03-2016, 06:35 AM
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There's the red fart
In the bed fart
Pull the duvet over your head fart

There's the blue fart
The oooo fart
The one that your spouse blames on you fart

There's the neat fart
The petite fart
Rolls around the toilet seat fart

There's the kind fart
The blind fart
You try and drop it but then change your mind fart

There's the gay fart
The stray fart
You drop it and then move away fart

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17-03-2016, 07:08 AM
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17-03-2016, 06:37 PM
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Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

Alouette, je te plumerai.
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