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17-03-2016, 06:57 PM
RE: Horrible Poems Thread
When Zeus made man, he made him out of string.
He had a little left over, so he gave him that thing.
When Zeus made woman, he made her out of lace.
He didn't have enough, so he gave her that space.

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25-03-2016, 06:53 PM
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Hippity Hoppity

Easter bunny hop hop hop
Easter bunny stop stop stop
I want some dark almond chocolate;
candy beans are great
Also if you can please...um
put Jason Statham
into my Easter basket, wrapped in a bow
I promise to kiss him real slow
and give him some candy beans
if you know what I means Wink
But I won't share my dark almond chocolate
because that's just crazy talk.
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25-03-2016, 07:03 PM
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Ode to a Fruit Smoothie

I want a fruit smoothie
yip strawberry yee
so icy and delicious
like a natural slush
slurp or drink
now a brain freeze methinks
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23-10-2016, 03:30 PM
RE: Horrible Poems Thread
Halloween

Halloween is upon us
It is coming real soon
I can't wait to see
a witch fly over the moon

Goblins and chocolate
Trick or treat
Pumpkins carved open
with seeds left to eat

Candy corn and ghosts
that go boo in the night
so scary
I need a night light

Bibbity bobbity boo
Happy Halloween to you
This Halloween poem is crap
But it's the thought that counts Wink
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23-10-2016, 03:50 PM (This post was last modified: 23-10-2016 04:32 PM by Gloucester.)
RE: Horrible Poems Thread
I'm not too long
Yet not too terse
I am, you see
A Uni-verse.

Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
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24-10-2016, 04:36 PM
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Hello everyone
Returned from forgotten beyond
What's up my people?

NEW AND IMPROVED!
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24-10-2016, 04:39 PM
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(24-10-2016 04:36 PM)Hamata k Wrote:  Hello everyone
Returned from forgotten beyond
What's up my people?

Welcome back
to the TTA pack
I don't know you
but I hope you are cool
and here to stay Tongue
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24-10-2016, 06:37 PM
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The only two-line limerick-

There was a young man named Furster
Boinked his girl 'til he burster. Ohmy
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24-10-2016, 07:12 PM (This post was last modified: 24-10-2016 07:20 PM by Chas.)
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(24-10-2016 04:36 PM)Hamata k Wrote:  Hello everyone
Returned from forgotten beyond
What's up my people?

Hamata k goes away
and he's gone for more than a year.

Uh-huh, ok - don't go away
and expect to find us here.

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Science is not a subject, but a method.
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24-10-2016, 07:47 PM
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Hamata K
Chas is terse
I'm sure you remember
without that verse

Tongue
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