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24-10-2016, 08:02 PM
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Whiskey debates

Whiskey Debates
you are greats
This place would not be
the same without thee

You make me laugh
via pm or in post
so I'm writing this prose
so that you knows

how cool of a guy you are
via my horrible poem
and my horrible rhymes
but still it took time
to come up with this sublime
poem with you in mind

Take this poem
and frame it
on your wall
or refrigerator
with a magnet
so it doesn't fall.

I would write more
but alas
time has passed
and it's almost time
to break out jars
of pistachio nuts to eat
while watching
Dancing with the Stars...

"Let the waters settle and you will see the moon and stars mirrored in your own being." -Rumi
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23-03-2017, 04:04 PM
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Spring

Oh how I love spring
and for all that it brings
flowers and other such things
including a cold
that I now have which sucks truth be told
but the sunshiney days and warmer temperature
makes being out in nature
a relaxing endeavor
whenever
as long as you don't get bitten
by a mosquito
while eating a taquito...

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23-03-2017, 05:46 PM
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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Or so they tell me.
I'm blind as a fucking bat.

"IN THRUST WE TRUST"

"We were conservative Jews and that meant we obeyed God's Commandments until His rules became a royal pain in the ass."

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23-03-2017, 06:34 PM
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Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I can't rhyme
and neither dose this.

Don't Live each day like it's your last. Live each day like you have 541 days after that one where every choice you make will have lasting implications to you and the world around you. ~ Tim Minchin
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23-03-2017, 06:57 PM
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An Ode to Girly's Fundoshi

Whether dressed as Sailor Moon
or wearing a fundoshi
it looks mighty coshi (that's cosy, but I have a cold and needed it to rhyme Wink )
You always make us smile with your videos off thy you tubes
Today you graced us with sumo man boobs
moving in slow motion
Hark, what will tomorrow bring?
Alas, I know not, the only one who knows is the fundoshi king.

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23-03-2017, 07:26 PM
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I'm tickled pink.

I'm nearly in heaven

A poetry thread,

Without Brian37.


Heh

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23-03-2017, 07:38 PM
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(23-03-2017 07:26 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  I'm tickled pink.

I'm nearly in heaven

A poetry thread,

Without Brian37.


Heh

Well his poems are good. This is a crappy poems thread lol

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07-05-2017, 07:47 AM
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Ode to Veggie Samosas

Oh so spicy and crispy too
You make me happy with the taste of you
Wrapped in dough with peas and potato
You make me smile from my head to my potat-toes

Yum Yum Yum
in my tum tum tum
I can't wait to eat you for dinner
You are a dinner winner

Whoever invented you was a genius
Praise for your delicious goodness
Hark, samosas are crisping!
I can't wait for later this evening!

Chomp chomp chomp
Glomp glomp glomp
Pure veggie love
sent from FSM above

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07-05-2017, 08:06 AM
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There was a young girl from Darjeeling
Whose cunt was really appealing
She lay on her back
Opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.
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07-05-2017, 08:18 AM
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There was a young lady called Jenny
Who ate tofu while sat on the floor
But what's more revealing
And very appealing
Is the fact she's a latte whore. Tongue
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