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22-10-2017, 07:44 AM
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Double.post.
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22-10-2017, 08:32 AM
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Woman!

Whoaa Man.

WhOOOaaoooh MAN!

She was a thief.
You've got to belief.
She stole my heart and my cat.


Betty.
Judy.
Josie and those hot pussy cats.
They make me horny
Saturday morny.
Cause of cartoons.
Leaves me in ruins.
I want to be Betty's Barney.

Hey Jane. Get me off this crazy thing; called love.

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22-10-2017, 12:34 PM
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(15-03-2016 12:25 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn't.

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If you think every poem has to rhyme like a song you don't know what poetry is.

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22-10-2017, 12:46 PM
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(22-10-2017 12:34 PM)Brian37 Wrote:  
(15-03-2016 12:25 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn't.

Big Grin

If you think every poem has to rhyme like a song you don't know what poetry is.

How should our art be?
Littered alliteration
Announced assonance?

DLJ (has been)
(parenthesis optional)
publish'd poet.

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23-10-2017, 10:32 AM
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The Man Upstairs is mad at me
Because I claimed He cannot be
So He sent me a queen
Who looked sexy and clean
But she gave me five forms of VD

What do you mean Life is short. It's the longest thing you're going to do.
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24-10-2017, 04:14 AM
RE: Horrible Poems Thread
(22-10-2017 12:34 PM)Brian37 Wrote:  
(15-03-2016 12:25 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn't.

Big Grin

If you think every poem has to rhyme like a song you don't know what poetry is.

You know who doesn't know what poetry is? Zatamon.
Now there's a guy that doesn't know dick about poetry.
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25-10-2017, 04:06 AM
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No poems but a terrible joke I had in a dream once

Q: What do Taliban fighters call having their cave hit by a smart bomb?
A: Home Improvement.

For some reason someone told me that joke in a dream, which was funny in the dream but when I woke and remembered it, I realized it was the stupidest fucking thing I ever heard.

Ok, for those of you who still don’t understand it -or still don’t understand why the fuck I even mentioned it - the idea is that Taliban fighter live in shitty caves in Afghanistan and the idea that a bomb blowing up in their pigsty for a dwelling only makes it better. Maybe the joke works if the punchline was “A-10: Extreme Makeover” or “Lockheed Martin Flip This House” referencing defense OEMs and products that did the dirty work. I doubt it.

Shitty Poems? Ok

Roses Are Red
Violets are blue
That’s what they tell me
Because I’m blind as a fucking bat.

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