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04-08-2015, 05:02 PM
Hotels and stuff.
I spend alot of time travelling around the UK with work commitments. Have been for years. One thing ive noticed is a reduction in the amount of hotels that now put Bibles in the room.

This really pisses me off because I enjoy tampering with the bibles in various ways. Usually drawing cocks and balls on them or sometimes writing something on page one that directs a reader to a verse that shows some despicable act.

Didn't the Gideons used to go around and provide these Bibles for free? Have they stopped being free? Are the hotels now elimitating them due to political correctness?

Has anyone ever considered leaving an atheist leaflet in the hotel room? Just an A5 or something with some basic information and references to other materiels?

Please, give me something productive to do while I travel. I'm a bit bored now of having a wank and wiping my cock on the curtains all the time.
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04-08-2015, 05:13 PM
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I'm noticing this too.

There again, I have been assisting in this process by disposing of these books when I find them.

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04-08-2015, 05:21 PM
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Ha! I probably check in after youve just left. I was most disappointed with the hotel in Brecon I stayed in on Saturday. I searched in every drawer and nothing. Although I did find a hair dryer.
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04-08-2015, 05:30 PM (This post was last modified: 04-08-2015 05:34 PM by cactus.)
RE: Hotels and stuff.
Some day I'd like to print out pages from the Gospel of the FSM and intersperse them throughout the pages of the hotel Bible. I'll try to remember the next time I'm in a hotel

If you took some pages out of an English translation of the Quran (replacing all instances of the word "Allah" with "God") and glued them convincingly into random places throughout the Bible, I wonder if anyone would notice. Laugh out load

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04-08-2015, 06:56 PM
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If I'm ever in a hotel in the UK I'll remember to never touch the curtains. Dodgy
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04-08-2015, 07:00 PM
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(04-08-2015 05:02 PM)TheStraightener Wrote:  I spend alot of time travelling around the UK with work commitments. Have been for years. One thing ive noticed is a reduction in the amount of hotels that now put Bibles in the room.

This really pisses me off because I enjoy tampering with the bibles in various ways. Usually drawing cocks and balls on them or sometimes writing something on page one that directs a reader to a verse that shows some despicable act.

Didn't the Gideons used to go around and provide these Bibles for free? Have they stopped being free? Are the hotels now elimitating them due to political correctness?

Has anyone ever considered leaving an atheist leaflet in the hotel room? Just an A5 or something with some basic information and references to other materiels?

Please, give me something productive to do while I travel. I'm a bit bored now of having a wank and wiping my cock on the curtains all the time.

I think I have just found the UK version of Turkey Burner lol Thumbsup
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04-08-2015, 07:08 PM
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I blame technologies. What believer needs a Bible in their dresser when they can have it on their Kindle? What proselytizer needs put one in a drawer in the odd hope someone will stumble across it, when they've got Facebook walls?

THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS LOOKS LIKE! Dodgy

Next up: Replacing curtains with smart-windows.
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04-08-2015, 07:14 PM
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^and smart toilets that watch you... you know....
.....go #3 in them Angel

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04-08-2015, 07:15 PM
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I will never understand bibles in a hotel room. Anyone who has the need to read a bible while traveling already has it with them.

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04-08-2015, 07:49 PM
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I don't know about productive... But you could try something like this just for fun.

[Image: Bored-In-A-Hotel-Room.jpg]

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