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30-12-2015, 11:32 AM
RE: Hoverboards at mass
(30-12-2015 07:30 AM)DerFish Wrote:  Hover boards will not have wheels when they are actually a reality. A couple of years ago I saw a video claiming that they were available for sale in Californicate. The price was "Just under $2,000.00" But I have since decided that the video was a hoax. Anyone know if real hover boards are a reality yet? I need one for drywall finishing up near the ceiling!

Well you'll never see a REAL hoverboard in a church. They won't want a competing invisible force that actually works.

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30-12-2015, 11:46 AM
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(30-12-2015 09:54 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  These things are dangerous. They already took out Iron Mike.


I was going to post that, damit! Laugh out load

Enough people have busted their asses on these things I saw a vid showing folks how to step off the them correctly! Hobo

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30-12-2015, 11:53 AM
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I'm looking forward to seeing this mini-Segway fad die out.
No, I will not call it a hoverboard. It's a mini-Segway.

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30-12-2015, 01:32 PM
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(30-12-2015 10:07 AM)kim Wrote:  I want one. No wait, I want about 50 to string together to make my own personal hovercraft. Smile

They don't "hover". Facepalm

There was a scooter parked by the door to the choir loft on Christmas Eve, (my once a year to church) and I said "Oh look, maybe it's for going up to communion". The older man walking in next to us was not a bit amused.

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30-12-2015, 02:28 PM
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All these "hoverboards" are are skateboards with the wheels turned frontways. Hobo

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30-12-2015, 02:45 PM
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(30-12-2015 07:09 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
Quote:"Doing a sermon from a hoverboard was a great way to show how Catholic church is making strides in entering the new era," commented another Facebook user Mark Lewis.

Fuck admitting the pedophilia problem, allowing women equality on the church, treating homosexuals as people... riding a toy around the chapel is enough.

Facepalm

I know what you mean. They jumped right on the "hoverboard" issue but let child sex abuse linger for decades and for some reason we still have to answer the question "how can you be moral without God?"

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30-12-2015, 03:10 PM
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(30-12-2015 02:28 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  All these "hoverboards" are are skateboards with the wheels turned frontways. Hobo

*sideways
sort of...




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30-12-2015, 04:02 PM
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