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07-04-2017, 05:31 AM
RE: How I believe in God
(07-04-2017 12:58 AM)slipknot0129 Wrote:  Yeah if you condense nothingness so tight it becomes aware with time.

I look forward to your peer-reviewed physics paper and eventual Nobel prize.







Oh, wait... you're doing woo, not physics.

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07-04-2017, 05:31 AM
RE: How I believe in God
(07-04-2017 03:00 AM)OakTree500 Wrote:  Slipknow = Borgy, I'm calling it now.

Definitely Borg reincarnatedDrinking Beverage
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07-04-2017, 05:34 AM
RE: How I believe in God
(07-04-2017 05:28 AM)TheInquisition Wrote:  
(07-04-2017 01:19 AM)slipknot0129 Wrote:  Lol, Rambo ain't God.

We have evidence for the existence of cheese, it's compressed yumminess.

EK wins this round!

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07-04-2017, 05:36 AM
RE: How I believe in God
(07-04-2017 12:58 AM)slipknot0129 Wrote:  Yeah if you condense nothingness so tight it becomes aware with time. Out of this randomness comes God. God knows how to manipulate the nothingness to create realities. Like the universe is random. If I was born in hell, God would inevitably be able to go back in time and fix things. The universe is based on the infinite amount of nothingness it expands into. That's how God's and realities are created.

Harambe is god.

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07-04-2017, 05:40 AM
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(07-04-2017 01:12 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Yeah if you condense cheese so tight it becomes aware with toast. Out of this party comes Rambo. Rambo knows how to manipulate the cheese to create baloons. Like the bowl is random. If I was born in Nebraska, Rambo would inevitably be able to go back in toast and fix things. The bowl is based on the infinite amount of cheese it expands into. That's how Rambo's and baloons are created.


BLASPHEMEY!!!

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07-04-2017, 05:42 AM
RE: How I believe in God
(07-04-2017 01:19 AM)slipknot0129 Wrote:  
(07-04-2017 01:12 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Hey, look at that! Another gobbly-gook spouting bullshit artist! How terribly unoriginal.

Well, at least I have another Mad-Libs guinea pig now. Evil_monster


Yeah if you condense cheese so tight it becomes aware with toast. Out of this party comes Rambo. Rambo knows how to manipulate the cheese to create baloons. Like the bowl is random. If I was born in Nebraska, Rambo would inevitably be able to go back in toast and fix things. The bowl is based on the infinite amount of cheese it expands into. That's how Rambo's and baloons are created.


ProTip: The above paragraph is equally as factually accurate as yours. Good luck with that. Drinking Beverage
Lol, Rambo ain't God.

They're both fictional, so there's that. Drinking Beverage

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07-04-2017, 05:43 AM
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(07-04-2017 05:34 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  [Image: in-queso-emergency-picturesand-oh-great-...085549.png]

Here you go:

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07-04-2017, 05:43 AM
RE: How I believe in God
(07-04-2017 05:40 AM)Fatbaldhobbit Wrote:  
(07-04-2017 01:12 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Yeah if you condense cheese so tight it becomes aware with toast. Out of this party comes Rambo. Rambo knows how to manipulate the cheese to create baloons. Like the bowl is random. If I was born in Nebraska, Rambo would inevitably be able to go back in toast and fix things. The bowl is based on the infinite amount of cheese it expands into. That's how Rambo's and baloons are created.


BLASPHEMEY!!!

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Rambo is god, and Harambo was his prophet, PBUH.

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07-04-2017, 05:46 AM
RE: How I believe in God
(07-04-2017 05:36 AM)Fatbaldhobbit Wrote:  
(07-04-2017 12:58 AM)slipknot0129 Wrote:  Yeah if you condense nothingness so tight it becomes aware with time. Out of this randomness comes God. God knows how to manipulate the nothingness to create realities. Like the universe is random. If I was born in hell, God would inevitably be able to go back in time and fix things. The universe is based on the infinite amount of nothingness it expands into. That's how God's and realities are created.

Harambe is god.

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And the choir joins in ...

But no matter what they do,
no matter what they say,
All a Jah Jah children go Harambe

Harambe Harambe Rastaman say Harambe
Harambe Harambe The Higher One say Harambe




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07-04-2017, 05:50 AM
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The lord bacon is the way the truth and the light.
He came down from heaven born of a virgin pig,
Suffered in the abattoir,
Was cured, and smoked under beech wood chippings
On the third day he rose again,
And is delicious in sandwiches or for breakfast.
Amen.
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