How Long Is A Chinese Man, eh?
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20-12-2012, 01:45 PM
RE: How Long Is A Chinese Man?
(20-12-2012 01:27 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  
(20-12-2012 12:58 PM)Vera Wrote:  Taking stuff out, because you're too lazy or dumb to remember anything with more than five letters in it, doesn't make much sense, either Laughat

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20-12-2012, 01:45 PM
RE: How Long Is A Chinese Man?
(20-12-2012 01:29 PM)bemore Wrote:  How Long Is A Chinese Man?

Measure from the middle to one end, times by two. Drinking Beverage
Nice try, but that is not the correct response.

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20-12-2012, 02:26 PM
RE: How Long Is A Chinese Man?
he is always wrong.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

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20-12-2012, 02:27 PM
RE: How Long Is A Chinese Man?
I dunno about How Long, but Howie Long is a Raiders man.

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20-12-2012, 03:21 PM
RE: How Long Is A Chinese Man?
Over nine......


















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20-12-2012, 03:32 PM
RE: How Long Is A Chinese Man?
(20-12-2012 12:27 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(20-12-2012 12:25 PM)Jedah Wrote:  Is this some sort of racial humor?
LoL
Define humour...
Humor or Humour (chiefly British spelling) [hy <img src="http://static.sfdict.com/dictstatic/dictionary/graphics/ahsd/gif/oomacr.gif" align="bottom" />'mər]

1. Any of several bodily fluids, especially when excreted from Chinese men with ridiculous sounding names in relationship to the English language.
2. Cum from a chink.

I think those definitions are a little specific, and maybe even racially insensitive, but don't blame me, blame Noah Webster. He hated the Orientals.

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20-12-2012, 03:38 PM
RE: How Long Is A Chinese Man?
(20-12-2012 03:32 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  Humor or Humour (chiefly British spelling) [hy <img src="http://static.sfdict.com/dictstatic/dictionary/graphics/ahsd/gif/oomacr.gif" align="bottom" />'mər]

1. Any of several bodily fluids, especially when excreted from Chinese men with ridiculous sounding names in relationship to the English language.

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Quote:2. Cum from a chink.
Proudly - no idea what it means. Could probably guess based on your comment, but still...

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20-12-2012, 04:03 PM
RE: How Long Is A Chinese Man?
The average height of a man in the PRC is 5' 4.9".
http://www.disabled-world.com/artman/pub...hart.shtml

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20-12-2012, 04:57 PM
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Erx, watch your grammar. That's a statement, not a question.

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20-12-2012, 04:59 PM
RE: How Long Is A Chinese Man?
define "question"

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