How To Know If You're A Republican!
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09-04-2012, 06:07 PM
How To Know If You're A Republican!
You might be a Republican if, you use faith to believe in Jesus but try to disprove Global Warming with science.

You might be a Republican if, you want to end abortion and then end all the social programs those children would live off of while screaming protect the little babies.

You might be a Republican if, you follow the teachings of Jesus who said, Sell all that you have and distribute to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow me. – Luke 18:22” but think Barack Obama is a socialist and Jesus was a real smart guy.

You might be a Republican if, you want to protect our children's future by lowering the debt but want to end their health care and reduce the funding to their schools, ending school sports and ending lunch programs for needy children.

You might be a Republican if, you are “pro-life” but support the death penalty and are the first to clamor for war with other nations.

You might be a Republican if, you believe that God said let there be light and there was but The Big Bang is just a theory because how can something come from nothing?

You might be a Republican if, you believe in angels, demons, devils and the invisible man in the sky but use science to try to disprove evolution.

You might be a Republican if, you scream for freedom, a free market and smaller government but want to use government to stop abortions, tell gays they can't marry, prevent gays from entering the military, enforce Christianity and stop Muslims from building mosques.

You might be a Republican if, you believe Ronald Reagan was fiscally conservative but think Obama's spending is out of control.

You might be a Republican if, you’re in favor of stronger prison sentences for drug users, yet your favorite radio personality is Rush Limbaugh who’s addicted to opiates.

You might be a Republican if, you support prayer in school, as long as your kids aren’t subjected to Muslim prayers.

You might be a Republican if, you think Fox News is the ONLY news station in the world to be right and is actually fair and balanced.

You might be a Republican if, you think Obama got elected because every black person voted for him not knowing that America is only 10% black and 66% white.

You might be a Republican if, you rely on email chains, word-of-mouth and random internet websites that support your conspiracy theories but every other source out there you don't agree with is just liberal and protecting Obama.

You might be a Republican if, you've always referred to CNN as liberal and as The Communist News Network but now that they've shown a Tea Part debate think that they ...might actually be getting it....

You might be a Republican if, you blame Obama for the bailouts that Bush started and were upset that Obama's bailout made money and Bush's bailout sponsored parties for AIG, JP Morgan and other workers to the Bahamas.

You might be a Republican if, you believe in Jesus, who was poor and healed the sick for free, but think we should protect the rich and that free health care is wrong.

You might be a Republican if, you are against “Obamacare” because the government forces you to pay for health care insurance but you are ok with preventing women the freedom to choose to have an abortion or use birth control using the government as the enforcer.

You might be a Republican if, you are pro-life and pro-military assault weapons.

You might be a Republican if, your bumper sticker says “Stand up for America, be an American” but hate blacks and ethnics openly and anyone not Christian.

You might be a Republican if, you think the Federal Government can’t force you to buy insurance and think the founding fathers would agree with you even though George Washington forced all citizens to have a rifle in their house and to grow hemp or be jailed.

You might be a Republican if....you're not real smart...
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09-04-2012, 10:57 PM
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I'm registered republican and am none of those things. Except that those 10 percent that are black voted like 98 percent Obama. Not 52/48ish that the rest of the nation voted. And almost every black person I know voted for Obama because he's black.

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10-04-2012, 08:47 AM
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You were going to vote for Sarah Palin?
LMFAO!!!

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10-04-2012, 09:32 AM (This post was last modified: 10-04-2012 09:35 AM by germanyt.)
RE: How To Know If You're A Republican!
(10-04-2012 08:47 AM)reverendjeremiah Wrote:  You were going to vote for Sarah Palin?
LMFAO!!!
I was going to vote for Ron Paul but he wasn't on the ticket. And yes I did vote McCain. How is Palin any worse than Biden?


Oh yea

You were going to vote for Obama?
LMFAO!!!

An inexperience 1/2 term Senator with no political background and a law degree. A man who spent 20 years in Rev. Wright's church. A man with promises of hope and change and transparency. All we got was status quo and the least transparent WH and congress in history.

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10-04-2012, 09:38 AM
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Yup...seems like anyone you vote for turns out to be a turd these days.
Besides, there is no viable left wing in America these days. You either vote for moderate right wing Obama or batshit loopy Palin on the hard right.

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10-04-2012, 09:44 AM
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(09-04-2012 10:57 PM)germanyt Wrote:  I'm registered republican and am none of those things. Except that those 10 percent that are black voted like 98 percent Obama. Not 52/48ish that the rest of the nation voted. And almost every black person I know voted for Obama because he's black.
The Ron Paul type of republican,in other words a libertarian?

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10-04-2012, 09:49 AM
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(10-04-2012 09:44 AM)znk666 Wrote:  
(09-04-2012 10:57 PM)germanyt Wrote:  I'm registered republican and am none of those things. Except that those 10 percent that are black voted like 98 percent Obama. Not 52/48ish that the rest of the nation voted. And almost every black person I know voted for Obama because he's black.
The Ron Paul type of republican,in other words a libertarian?


No, Ron Paul and son are not pure libertarian. They are republicans with libertarian leanings. they have a name for it: Libertarian conservatism

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarian_conservatism
Ron Paul opposes ALL union contracts. Ron Paul opposes evolution and abortion. He talks a big game on legalizing drugs, but I doubt he would do much about it if in office.
Libertarians are not opposed to these things like Paul is.

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10-04-2012, 09:58 AM
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(10-04-2012 09:44 AM)znk666 Wrote:  
(09-04-2012 10:57 PM)germanyt Wrote:  I'm registered republican and am none of those things. Except that those 10 percent that are black voted like 98 percent Obama. Not 52/48ish that the rest of the nation voted. And almost every black person I know voted for Obama because he's black.
The Ron Paul type of republican,in other words a libertarian?
Well I was registered Libertarian but Louisiana has closed primaries so I have to register Republican to vote for him. But he'd be considered a Republican probably by standards from a century ago.

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10-04-2012, 02:18 PM
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Ron Paul isn't a Republican, because no third party member ever wins the Presidential race. Ron Paul has ran for president as a Libertarian, which he really is, and lost. Americans only vote for either Republicans or Democrats they forget about the Green, Libertarian, Socialist, Labor, Nazi, Independent...etc. So since the Democrats already have a nominee, Obama, and he's been in the Republican Party it only makes sense hes runs as Republican. Although he is a pretty conservative Liberatarian, but hes got some Republican ideals.

@germanyt: Obama in my opinion seems be the lesser of the evils imo. I'm not a huge fan of Paul's or any Repub budget plan, which is in general, cut spending and cut taxes. although we're not out of debt Obama has succeeded in many areas from saving the auto industry to getting Bin Laden to perhaps FINALLY fixing the medical care system. and also he's not a religious nutjob either lol, hes pretty moderate about it. America just doesn't vote for a president that doesn't say "God Bless America" at the end of each of their speeches.
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10-04-2012, 02:39 PM
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(10-04-2012 02:18 PM)TheAverageGatsby Wrote:  Ron Paul isn't a Republican, because no third party member ever wins the Presidential race. Ron Paul has ran for president as a Libertarian, which he really is, and lost. Americans only vote for either Republicans or Democrats they forget about the Green, Libertarian, Socialist, Labor, Nazi, Independent...etc. So since the Democrats already have a nominee, Obama, and he's been in the Republican Party it only makes sense hes runs as Republican. Although he is a pretty conservative Liberatarian, but hes got some Republican ideals.

@germanyt: Obama in my opinion seems be the lesser of the evils imo. I'm not a huge fan of Paul's or any Repub budget plan, which is in general, cut spending and cut taxes. although we're not out of debt Obama has succeeded in many areas from saving the auto industry to getting Bin Laden to perhaps FINALLY fixing the medical care system. and also he's not a religious nutjob either lol, hes pretty moderate about it. America just doesn't vote for a president that doesn't say "God Bless America" at the end of each of their speeches.
I agree except on the medical care part. And I am in favor of cutting spending and taxes. I'd like to see the deficit reduced to 0 in 15 years. I'm sure someone will chime it with the idea that cutting federal spending will collapse the economy. I'd also like to see the federal income tax abolished because government spends so little. Whether Romney or Obama that is a mere pipe dream. Deficits will run on the premise that cutting spending will stagnate the economy and it'll continue until it's too late.

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