How can I resist the urge to be a dick?
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13-01-2017, 10:23 AM
RE: How can I resist the urge to be a dick?
(13-01-2017 10:12 AM)KUSA Wrote:  
(13-01-2017 09:53 AM)Popeyes Pappy Wrote:  No not really, but since you asked the side effects listed aren't that bad compared to some of the stuff I see advertised on TV practically every day.

Also, it's a favorite for physician assisted suicides.


So you were basically telling me to kill myself.

Nooo don't do that KUSA I'm a great fan Heart Big Grin
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13-01-2017, 10:39 AM
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(12-01-2017 07:07 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Our number one unwritten forum rule is "don't be a dick"

So if you can't resist the urge we can help but you might not like the result.

On a serious note, impulse urge is important. I suggest you try when you are being a dick, save the post as a draft and don't actually post it. It can be cathartic to just say it, even if no one else does...

You have no idea how many drafts I've got saved. Every so often I go through and read them again...

I've always said "backspace is my friend", but I like this idea better -- saving the draft keeps the thing in context.
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13-01-2017, 10:46 AM
RE: How can I resist the urge to be a dick?
(13-01-2017 09:53 AM)Popeyes Pappy Wrote:  Also, it's a favorite for physician assisted suicides.

I want some death. Imma tell my doctor right away! Big Grin

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13-01-2017, 11:00 AM
RE: How can I resist the urge to be a dick?
KUSA, for your question (and assuming you're earnest, which I frankly doubt), I'd say go to a professional. I don't take my truck to Starbucks when I want the transmission serviced, and I wouldn't seek psychological help in an Internet forum.
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13-01-2017, 04:05 PM
How can I resist the urge to be a dick?
(13-01-2017 11:00 AM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  KUSA, for your question (and assuming you're earnest, which I frankly doubt),
You doubt that I am a dick?

Quote:I'd say go to a professional.
I have been. I was told I am narcissistic.

Now I didn't go there to get treated for dickishness but it came up.

Quote:I don't take my truck to Starbucks when I want the transmission serviced,
That sludge just might be better suited in your car than your gut.
Quote:and I wouldn't seek psychological help in an Internet forum.

Then what the hell do we have this section for? Huh?
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13-01-2017, 04:09 PM
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Why can't you still be a dick but do it in a lighthearted way? Why be evil about it? Why not be funny about it? What I mean is, I think you are a funny guy when you are cracking jokes on here, why not use your dick powers for good instead of evil Hobo

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13-01-2017, 04:39 PM
How can I resist the urge to be a dick?
(13-01-2017 04:09 PM)jennybee Wrote:  why not use your dick powers for good instead of evil Hobo

Lol! That made me bust out laughing. I guess I need to be more like Girly then. He uses his dick powers for the good of all.
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13-01-2017, 04:42 PM
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I like KUSAS dick ishness Tongue
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13-01-2017, 04:45 PM
RE: How can I resist the urge to be a dick?
(13-01-2017 04:39 PM)KUSA Wrote:  
(13-01-2017 04:09 PM)jennybee Wrote:  why not use your dick powers for good instead of evil Hobo

Lol! That made me bust out laughing. I guess I need to be more like Girly then. He uses his dick powers for the good of all.

Go forth and harness the powers of dick for the good of all humanity Big Grin

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13-01-2017, 04:47 PM
RE: How can I resist the urge to be a dick?
(13-01-2017 04:45 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(13-01-2017 04:39 PM)KUSA Wrote:  Lol! That made me bust out laughing. I guess I need to be more like Girly then. He uses his dick powers for the good of all.

Go forth and harness the powers of dick for the good of all humanity Big Grin

Yay !! Is it a bird is it a plane noooo its super dick Big Grin
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