How'd you meet your significant other?
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14-03-2017, 03:16 PM
RE: How'd you meet your significant other?
I met my wife at work back in 2003. We both worked at the same company- a call center. I was a working something called "tank" which was a way of introducing new-hires to the call floor slowly, allowing them extra help and slower pacing.

Anyway, she pursued me first. Big Grin
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14-03-2017, 03:50 PM
RE: How'd you meet your significant other?
(13-03-2017 01:43 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(12-03-2017 11:50 AM)Ro3bert Wrote:  What the hell is a Fleshlight? [Image: BRqIww5.gif?zoom=2]

Well you asked...

It's a particular brand of pocket pussy. A self contained sleeve and holder made to recreate the sensation of intercourse. If a dildo is an 'outie' toy for women, a Fleshlight is an 'innie' toy for men. Same idea. Certainly a step up from a tube sock, and less messy than an apple pie.

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14-03-2017, 04:13 PM
RE: How'd you meet your significant other?
(14-03-2017 03:50 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(13-03-2017 01:43 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Well you asked...

It's a particular brand of pocket pussy. A self contained sleeve and holder made to recreate the sensation of intercourse. If a dildo is an 'outie' toy for women, a Fleshlight is an 'innie' toy for men. Same idea. Certainly a step up from a tube sock, and less messy than an apple pie.

[Image: movies-american-pie-jason-biggs.jpg]

Try Google Image Search with safe search off. Show em' to your kids. Tongue

Ya'all mutherfuckers need Jesus Wink Tongue Laugh out load

Prolly a more practical solution would be for them to find girlfriends >.>

LOL You cracked me up Big Grin that was funny!

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14-03-2017, 05:21 PM
RE: How'd you meet your significant other?
Any woman I've had any romantic relationship with I met online.

Yahoo, camfrog, plenty of fish and a website called fabswingers.
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14-03-2017, 11:34 PM
RE: How'd you meet your significant other?
(14-03-2017 03:50 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Ya'all mutherfuckers need Jesus Wink Tongue Laugh out load

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15-03-2017, 01:45 AM
RE: How'd you meet your significant other?
(14-03-2017 03:50 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(13-03-2017 01:43 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Well you asked...

It's a particular brand of pocket pussy. A self contained sleeve and holder made to recreate the sensation of intercourse. If a dildo is an 'outie' toy for women, a Fleshlight is an 'innie' toy for men. Same idea. Certainly a step up from a tube sock, and less messy than an apple pie.

[Image: movies-american-pie-jason-biggs.jpg]

Try Google Image Search with safe search off. Show em' to your kids. Tongue

Ya'all mutherfuckers need Jesus Wink Tongue Laugh out load

Only if he changed his work:

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15-03-2017, 03:18 AM
RE: How'd you meet your significant other?
(14-03-2017 03:50 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Ya'all mutherfuckers need Jesus Wink Tongue Laugh out load

Don't act like you haven't done something similar Wink

But I did find out something about myself when I was a young teen. Once I figured out I could do that myself.... I didn't get shit accomplished that week.

I get to decide what my life looks like, not the other way around.
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