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04-04-2015, 01:34 AM
How did I not know I felt this/how do I fix it...
I was doing the first worksheet in the Book... "the disorganized mind." and one of the questions was how do I feel about my room... my own answer surprised me.. My answer was..." I want to put it out of its misery," that is how I feel about the space I spend 90% of my time in. How could I not know this... also how can I fix this.. Especially with very title money...

p.s. Several other answers surprised me.

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04-04-2015, 01:35 AM
RE: How did I not know I felt this/how do I fix it...
Kill it with fire.
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04-04-2015, 01:45 AM
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(04-04-2015 01:35 AM)DeadChannel Wrote:  Kill it with fire.

I so want to... to bad I would have no where to live then....

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04-04-2015, 01:48 AM
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Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure

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04-04-2015, 01:49 AM
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Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park and it became something of a sport to me.

For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate.

Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking chit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go.

After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that.

Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you.

use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet.

You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust.

Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle.

Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences.

I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.

Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds.
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04-04-2015, 01:53 AM
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(04-04-2015 01:49 AM)Gilgamesh Wrote:  Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park and it became something of a sport to me.

For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate.

Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking chit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go.

After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that.

Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you.

use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet.

You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust.

Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle.

Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences.

I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.

Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds.

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04-04-2015, 01:54 AM
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(04-04-2015 01:49 AM)Gilgamesh Wrote:  Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park and it became something of a sport to me.

For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate.

Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking chit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go.

After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that.

Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you.

use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet.

You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust.

Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle.

Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences.

I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.

Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds.

ooooooooookkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....................

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2. one should fear sweet a blood stained flower.
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04-04-2015, 03:01 AM
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(04-04-2015 01:49 AM)Gilgamesh Wrote:  Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park and it became something of a sport to me.

For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate.

Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking chit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go.

After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that.

Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you.

use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet.

You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust.

Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle.

Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences.

I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.

Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds.

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04-04-2015, 06:11 AM
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You don't need much money to make your room look better. What is the problem with it exactly?

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04-04-2015, 06:30 AM
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(04-04-2015 06:11 AM)undergroundp Wrote:  You don't need much money to make your room look better. What is the problem with it exactly?

It dosen't reflext who I am... Ontop of that I never take care of it... I think of this as a bigger problem though.... because I sesm to treat my body or anything else thats an extension of me the same way.

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