How do you know when you're screwed?
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08-05-2012, 07:20 AM
How do you know when you're screwed?
When something like this happens.

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08-05-2012, 08:21 AM (This post was last modified: 08-05-2012 08:22 AM by houseofcantor.)
RE: How do you know when you're screwed?
How do you know when you're screwed?

You wake up. Tongue
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08-05-2012, 09:22 AM
RE: How do you know when you're screwed?
Dammit I was going to say that JC.

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08-05-2012, 02:41 PM
RE: How do you know when you're screwed?
... when someone nails you to a bit of wood then sticks a spear in you Big Grin

Then bases the world's most successful death cult around your mangled remains Tongue
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09-05-2012, 10:52 AM
RE: How do you know when you're screwed?
I imagine it might go something like........

"Honey. I haven't had my period in awhile."

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09-05-2012, 10:59 AM
RE: How do you know when you're screwed?
Actually, I think it is more like...
"And in an unprecedented decision, the people of the United States of America have selected Rick Santorum as the next President of the United States."

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