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I sit my ass down, because I give no fucks.
I wipe the seat off with a piece of toilet paper, even if it already looks clean. Then I sit my ass down.
I use a seat liner if it's available, or cover the seat in a thin layer of toilet paper, pretending that I can't still feel the pee soaking through.
I use the entire box of seat liners if available, or papier-mâché the whole seat with toilet paper.
I always hover. It a great leg workout.
I try to hover, but I'm a puny weakling, so I end up reluctantly putting my hand on the seat.
I sit on the back of my hand, because my leg muscles are basically non-existent.
You westerners are weird. Squat toilets are superior in every way.
I wear an adult diaper. It's so awesomely convenient.
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18-06-2015, 04:35 PM (This post was last modified: 18-06-2015 04:51 PM by cactus.)
How do you like to poop?
When using a public toilet, what is your level of fecal paranoia?

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18-06-2015, 04:37 PM
RE: Poll: How do you like to poop?
You are really bored, aren't you?

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18-06-2015, 04:37 PM
RE: Poll: How do you like to poop?
(18-06-2015 04:35 PM)cactus Wrote:  When using a public toilet, what is your level of fecal paranoia?

I won't use them...like ever. I only go in there to pee and I do some weird straddle thing so I don't even have to touch the toilet.
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18-06-2015, 04:40 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
I just shit in the street. Hell it gets me loads of attention.

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18-06-2015, 04:41 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
(18-06-2015 04:37 PM)Anjele Wrote:  You are really bored, aren't you?

Yes, yes I am.
This is what happens when I spend a whole day at work with nothing to do. The mind is bound to wander into some dark and unnecessary places. Tongue

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18-06-2015, 04:41 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
I just wipe the seat if it's gross and then just sit the fuck down?

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Of course you haven't. But there are reasons as to why I'm not a squatter.
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18-06-2015, 04:42 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
(18-06-2015 04:41 PM)cactus Wrote:  
(18-06-2015 04:37 PM)Anjele Wrote:  You are really bored, aren't you?

Yes, yes I am.
This is what happens when I spend a whole day at work with nothing to do. Tongue

Hmmm, I am lucky to have five minutes at work with nothing to do. Where does one get a gig like that? Consider

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18-06-2015, 04:43 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
(18-06-2015 04:42 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(18-06-2015 04:41 PM)cactus Wrote:  Yes, yes I am.
This is what happens when I spend a whole day at work with nothing to do. Tongue

Hmmm, I am lucky to have five minutes at work with nothing to do. Where does one get a gig like that? Consider

Become a musician. Wink

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18-06-2015, 04:47 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
This was the toilet I had to use on my vacation last year to Milano, Italia. Guess which option I chose.


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18-06-2015, 04:50 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
(18-06-2015 04:40 PM)Banjo Wrote:  I just shit in the street. Hell it gets me loads of attention.



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