Poll: Please pick one
I sit my ass down, because I give no fucks.
I wipe the seat off with a piece of toilet paper, even if it already looks clean. Then I sit my ass down.
I use a seat liner if it's available, or cover the seat in a thin layer of toilet paper, pretending that I can't still feel the pee soaking through.
I use the entire box of seat liners if available, or papier-mâché the whole seat with toilet paper.
I always hover. It a great leg workout.
I try to hover, but I'm a puny weakling, so I end up reluctantly putting my hand on the seat.
I sit on the back of my hand, because my leg muscles are basically non-existent.
You westerners are weird. Squat toilets are superior in every way.
I wear an adult diaper. It's so awesomely convenient.
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18-06-2015, 04:50 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
(18-06-2015 04:42 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(18-06-2015 04:41 PM)cactus Wrote:  Yes, yes I am.
This is what happens when I spend a whole day at work with nothing to do. Tongue

Hmmm, I am lucky to have five minutes at work with nothing to do. Where does one get a gig like that? Consider

By working your ass off on a project for six months straight and finishing ahead of the deadline Wink

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18-06-2015, 04:51 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
(18-06-2015 04:50 PM)cactus Wrote:  
(18-06-2015 04:42 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Hmmm, I am lucky to have five minutes at work with nothing to do. Where does one get a gig like that? Consider

By working your ass off on a project for six months straight and finishing ahead of the deadline Wink

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18-06-2015, 04:52 PM
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Don't worry about germs too much. Without germs your immune system becomes weak. It's like germs build immunity muscles or something. I don't want to wallow in germs though.

This reminds me. Comedian Howie Mandel is a complete germaphobe and washed his hands and body so much he became sick because he washed all the good bacteria away. Too much of a good thing, I guess.

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He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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18-06-2015, 05:21 PM
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I actually did get used to the squat toilets in China, so that's what I voted just because. Realistically, I just shit whatever way is most convenient. In a toilet at home, in a squat pot if that's what's available, in a porta potty being careful not to drop any ammo down the hole, in the woods in a hole I dug in the snow, whatever gets the shit out...

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18-06-2015, 05:28 PM
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I take a nap and this is what I wake up to? Facepalm

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18-06-2015, 05:30 PM (This post was last modified: 20-06-2015 09:22 AM by Anjele.)
RE: How do you like to poop?
I think 'alone' should be added as a choice in the poll...just saying.

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18-06-2015, 05:32 PM
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I think this thread is probably way more than I ever wanted to know about anybody from TTA Tongue
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18-06-2015, 05:33 PM
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(18-06-2015 05:21 PM)yakherder Wrote:  I actually did get used to the squat toilets in China, so that's what I voted just because. Realistically, I just shit whatever way is most convenient. In a toilet at home, in a squat pot if that's what's available, in a porta potty being careful not to drop any ammo down the hole, in the woods in a hole I dug in the snow, whatever gets the shit out...

poopin in the snow--you must freeze your balls off... Big Grin
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18-06-2015, 05:36 PM
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(18-06-2015 05:32 PM)jennybee Wrote:  I think this thread is probably way more than I ever wanted to know about anybody from TTA Tongue

But I haven't even chimed in yet. Tongue
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18-06-2015, 05:37 PM
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(18-06-2015 05:36 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(18-06-2015 05:32 PM)jennybee Wrote:  I think this thread is probably way more than I ever wanted to know about anybody from TTA Tongue

But I haven't even chimed in yet. Tongue

Okay--enlighten me lol
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