Poll: Please pick one
I sit my ass down, because I give no fucks.
I wipe the seat off with a piece of toilet paper, even if it already looks clean. Then I sit my ass down.
I use a seat liner if it's available, or cover the seat in a thin layer of toilet paper, pretending that I can't still feel the pee soaking through.
I use the entire box of seat liners if available, or papier-mâché the whole seat with toilet paper.
I always hover. It a great leg workout.
I try to hover, but I'm a puny weakling, so I end up reluctantly putting my hand on the seat.
I sit on the back of my hand, because my leg muscles are basically non-existent.
You westerners are weird. Squat toilets are superior in every way.
I wear an adult diaper. It's so awesomely convenient.
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18-06-2015, 05:51 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
(18-06-2015 05:37 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(18-06-2015 05:36 PM)pablo Wrote:  But I haven't even chimed in yet. Tongue

Okay--enlighten me lol

I'm a gentleman, I don't discuss such things. Blush
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18-06-2015, 05:53 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
Reminds me of that old dunny jingle....

'No use standing on the toilet seat
the crabs in here can jump eight feet'
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18-06-2015, 05:53 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
(18-06-2015 04:51 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(18-06-2015 04:50 PM)cactus Wrote:  By working your ass off on a project for six months straight and finishing ahead of the deadline Wink

There is no 'finish' to what I do - it's endless. Weeping

A job is never finished until the paperwork is done.

Just to stay on topic.

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18-06-2015, 06:14 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
In the woods with the bear.

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18-06-2015, 06:59 PM
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(18-06-2015 05:33 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(18-06-2015 05:21 PM)yakherder Wrote:  I actually did get used to the squat toilets in China, so that's what I voted just because. Realistically, I just shit whatever way is most convenient. In a toilet at home, in a squat pot if that's what's available, in a porta potty being careful not to drop any ammo down the hole, in the woods in a hole I dug in the snow, whatever gets the shit out...

poopin in the snow--you must freeze your balls off... Big Grin

When it's 20 below, you're nice and cozy in your sleeping bag behind a wall of snow bricks to block the wind, 2 in the morning, and it suddenly hits you... If it's just a pee, you can fill up a Gatorade bottle right inside the bag, which you can then close and use as a foot warmer. But if it's something more, or you forgot to sleep with a bottle, that's when you truly find out how long you can hold it Tongue

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18-06-2015, 08:13 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
I'm a rebel; I shit everywhere BUT the toilet.
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18-06-2015, 08:46 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
I don't really think about....

It's just like the rest of life.....


Shit Happens....

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18-06-2015, 09:25 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
(18-06-2015 04:51 PM)Anjele Wrote:  There is no 'finish' to what I do - it's endless. Weeping

Imodium? Confused

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19-06-2015, 06:10 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
If there's apparent doody or tinkle on the seat ill get some paper towels wet and wipe it down.

If you tinkle while you sprinkle, be a sweety and wipe the seaty.
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19-06-2015, 07:24 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
This thread makes me uncomfortable.


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