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I sit my ass down, because I give no fucks.
I wipe the seat off with a piece of toilet paper, even if it already looks clean. Then I sit my ass down.
I use a seat liner if it's available, or cover the seat in a thin layer of toilet paper, pretending that I can't still feel the pee soaking through.
I use the entire box of seat liners if available, or papier-mâché the whole seat with toilet paper.
I always hover. It a great leg workout.
I try to hover, but I'm a puny weakling, so I end up reluctantly putting my hand on the seat.
I sit on the back of my hand, because my leg muscles are basically non-existent.
You westerners are weird. Squat toilets are superior in every way.
I wear an adult diaper. It's so awesomely convenient.
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19-06-2015, 07:26 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
(19-06-2015 07:24 PM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  This thread makes me uncomfortable.

I'm sure it'll pass Drinking Beverage

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19-06-2015, 08:47 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
(19-06-2015 07:24 PM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  This thread makes me uncomfortable.

You'll feel much more comfortable once you poop, and there is plenty of good advice on how best to go about it.

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19-06-2015, 08:49 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
I wear an adult diaper. When I pee it feels so warm Smile

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19-06-2015, 09:10 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
(19-06-2015 07:26 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  
(19-06-2015 07:24 PM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  This thread makes me uncomfortable.

I'm sure it'll pass Drinking Beverage

(19-06-2015 08:47 PM)yakherder Wrote:  
(19-06-2015 07:24 PM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  This thread makes me uncomfortable.

You'll feel much more comfortable once you poop, and there is plenty of good advice on how best to go about it.

really.....really guys?

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poop jokes? I thought you were better than that!


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19-06-2015, 09:12 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
(19-06-2015 09:10 PM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  
(19-06-2015 07:26 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  I'm sure it'll pass Drinking Beverage

(19-06-2015 08:47 PM)yakherder Wrote:  You'll feel much more comfortable once you poop, and there is plenty of good advice on how best to go about it.

really.....really guys?

Dodgy

poop jokes? I thought you were better than that!

Ha! Where do you think you are again?? Tongue

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19-06-2015, 09:27 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
so where is the "hold it in until I get home/hotel option"?

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19-06-2015, 09:28 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
(19-06-2015 09:10 PM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  
(19-06-2015 07:26 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  I'm sure it'll pass Drinking Beverage

(19-06-2015 08:47 PM)yakherder Wrote:  You'll feel much more comfortable once you poop, and there is plenty of good advice on how best to go about it.

really.....really guys?

Dodgy

poop jokes? I thought you were better than that!
Well.. there was this one thread. tons a poo puns. I'm sure someone will plop it in.

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19-06-2015, 09:31 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
(19-06-2015 09:28 PM)grizzlysnake Wrote:  
(19-06-2015 09:10 PM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  really.....really guys?

Dodgy

poop jokes? I thought you were better than that!
Well.. there was this one thread. tons a poo puns. I'm sure someone will plop it in.

Yay more puns! These are always such a gas!

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19-06-2015, 10:45 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
(19-06-2015 09:31 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  
(19-06-2015 09:28 PM)grizzlysnake Wrote:  Well.. there was this one thread. tons a poo puns. I'm sure someone will plop it in.

Yay more puns! These are always such a gas!

That stinks.

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19-06-2015, 10:56 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
(19-06-2015 10:45 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(19-06-2015 09:31 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  Yay more puns! These are always such a gas!

That stinks.

Just because you didn't like my pun, it doesn't mean you have to be a party pooper Tongue

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