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I sit my ass down, because I give no fucks.
I wipe the seat off with a piece of toilet paper, even if it already looks clean. Then I sit my ass down.
I use a seat liner if it's available, or cover the seat in a thin layer of toilet paper, pretending that I can't still feel the pee soaking through.
I use the entire box of seat liners if available, or papier-mâché the whole seat with toilet paper.
I always hover. It a great leg workout.
I try to hover, but I'm a puny weakling, so I end up reluctantly putting my hand on the seat.
I sit on the back of my hand, because my leg muscles are basically non-existent.
You westerners are weird. Squat toilets are superior in every way.
I wear an adult diaper. It's so awesomely convenient.
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19-06-2015, 11:06 PM
RE: How do you like to poop?
(19-06-2015 10:56 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  
(19-06-2015 10:45 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  That stinks.

Just because you didn't like my pun, it doesn't mean you have to be a party pooper Tongue

Don't be a shithead. Rolleyes

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20-06-2015, 01:01 AM
RE: How do you like to poop?
I wipe the seat with TP, but other than that, I'm pretty sure any bacteria there are running away in fear of the impending deadly assault.
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20-06-2015, 03:41 AM
RE: How do you like to poop?
I like to shit on the altar of my local church it really winds them up and if you piss in the font that just drives them crazy
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20-06-2015, 03:46 AM
RE: How do you like to poop?
I really wanna go to the moon and take a dump on the moon. For future generations that eventually colonize the moon and all that. That and I wanna remove the American flag and put up a North Korean one for the lolz.

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20-06-2015, 05:10 AM
RE: How do you like to poop?
That was some serious stuff.
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20-06-2015, 05:22 AM
RE: How do you like to poop?
Get yourselves a copy of the book "How to Shit in the Woods" by
Kathleen Meyer
How to Shit in the Woods, 3rd Edition: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art
4.3 out of 5 stars (40) Reviews

Pretty good shit, make sure it's the Turd Edition. Big Grin

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20-06-2015, 06:55 AM
RE: How do you like to poop?
(20-06-2015 05:22 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  Get yourselves a copy of the book "How to Shit in the Woods" by
Kathleen Meyer
How to Shit in the Woods, 3rd Edition: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art
4.3 out of 5 stars (40) Reviews

Pretty good shit, make sure it's the Turd Edition. Big Grin

Didn't it get crap reviews? Consider

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20-06-2015, 07:12 AM
RE: How do you like to poop?
Marco, you really need to change the color of "Show Results" to something visible in this forum.

That said, option 1.

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20-06-2015, 08:36 AM
RE: How do you like to poop?
(20-06-2015 06:55 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(20-06-2015 05:22 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  Get yourselves a copy of the book "How to Shit in the Woods" by
Kathleen Meyer
How to Shit in the Woods, 3rd Edition: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art
4.3 out of 5 stars (40) Reviews

Pretty good shit, make sure it's the Turd Edition. Big Grin

Didn't it get crap reviews? Consider

I seem to remember the author having a problem with run-on sentences.
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20-06-2015, 08:38 AM
RE: How do you like to poop?
(19-06-2015 09:10 PM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  really.....really guys?

Dodgy

poop jokes? I thought you were better than that!

Even apples poop. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
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