Poll: Please pick one
I sit my ass down, because I give no fucks.
I wipe the seat off with a piece of toilet paper, even if it already looks clean. Then I sit my ass down.
I use a seat liner if it's available, or cover the seat in a thin layer of toilet paper, pretending that I can't still feel the pee soaking through.
I use the entire box of seat liners if available, or papier-mâché the whole seat with toilet paper.
I always hover. It a great leg workout.
I try to hover, but I'm a puny weakling, so I end up reluctantly putting my hand on the seat.
I sit on the back of my hand, because my leg muscles are basically non-existent.
You westerners are weird. Squat toilets are superior in every way.
I wear an adult diaper. It's so awesomely convenient.
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20-06-2015, 08:40 AM
RE: How do you like to poop?
(19-06-2015 09:10 PM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  really.....really guys?

Dodgy

poop jokes? I thought you were better than that!

One would have to think that you're new here. Consider

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20-06-2015, 08:55 AM
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(20-06-2015 08:40 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(19-06-2015 09:10 PM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  really.....really guys?

Dodgy

poop jokes? I thought you were better than that!

One would have to think that you're new here. Consider

He obviously hasn't been paying attention.

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20-06-2015, 09:00 AM
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(20-06-2015 03:46 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  I really wanna go to the moon and take a dump on the moon. For future generations that eventually colonize the moon and all that. That and I wanna remove the American flag and put up a North Korean one for the lolz.

A juicy splatter poop while floating in zero g would be amazing. I'm gonna tweet that request to NASA. Sometimes they do requests.

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20-06-2015, 09:10 AM
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How the hell could I have possibly missed this thread!?

I need to make coffee and start from the beginning. I don't want to miss one poopy moment. Shy

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20-06-2015, 09:13 AM
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(20-06-2015 09:10 AM)kim Wrote:  How the hell could I have possibly missed this thread!?

I need to make coffee and start from the beginning. I don't want to miss one poopy moment. Shy

This thread is the shit!

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20-06-2015, 10:03 AM
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(20-06-2015 09:00 AM)yakherder Wrote:  
(20-06-2015 03:46 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  I really wanna go to the moon and take a dump on the moon. For future generations that eventually colonize the moon and all that. That and I wanna remove the American flag and put up a North Korean one for the lolz.

A juicy splatter poop while floating in zero g would be amazing. I'm gonna tweet that request to NASA. Sometimes they do requests.

I was just thinking how cool it might be to shit in space. I guess in the space station, they have a hole with a vacuum and it sucks the shit away from you. Consider I'm uncertain as to where it might go.

Holy fuck! I think I've just figured out how goldielocks zone planets get their "beginnings of life"!

So, that's what Dr Sagan meant when he said, "We are star stuff."! Smile

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20-06-2015, 10:16 AM
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Okay........ Um........Dulcolax ad for constipation.....

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20-06-2015, 11:01 AM
RE: How do you like to poop?
That one laying down looks like a ninja turtle.

Is that a real ad? They look like "Michelin Man" rejects. Shy

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20-06-2015, 11:24 AM
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(20-06-2015 11:01 AM)kim Wrote:  That one laying down looks like a ninja turtle.

Is that a real ad? They look like "Michelin Man" rejects. Shy


I think it a print ad shown in Europe somewhere but I could be wrong.

I think it's the Miralax ad that the poop is purple because Americans are too delicate and need to see poop prettied up and cute.

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I don't know about you but if my poop is purple I got more problems than just being constipated.

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20-06-2015, 11:29 AM
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(20-06-2015 11:24 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(20-06-2015 11:01 AM)kim Wrote:  That one laying down looks like a ninja turtle.

Is that a real ad? They look like "Michelin Man" rejects. Shy


I think it a print ad shown in Europe somewhere but I could be wrong.

I think it's the Miralax ad that the poop is purple because Americans are too delicate and need to see poop prettied up and cute.

[Image: B6dwPtkCcAA4qdj.jpg]

I don't know about you but if my poop is purple I got more problems than just being constipated.

Don't forget about blue liquid in pad and tampon commercials Facepalm

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