How do you like your weiner?
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15-05-2013, 08:39 PM
Tongue How do you like your weiner?
It's warm weather, and in America at least that means hot dogs. Hot dogs are amazing for a variety of reasons. They are cheap, they don't taste bad, most people like them, they're portable, they can be cooked and served a million different ways. Also, they are great for making sexual innuendos and double meanings. Come on, you put a wiener in a bun, and tell me to put sauce on it and stick it in my mouth without making juvenile jokes? I think not. Anyhow how do you prefer your dogs?

I like mine grilled (I fry 'em mine when I want convenience or the weather isn't cooperating). As far as condiments and toppings go I usually go with the classic ketchup and mustard, or mustard and onion, though I have been known to even try mayonnaise and onion. I've never tried, nor have any desire to try with chili, or relish. If I grill 'em I like 'em to be just a little burnt. I never buy cheap hot dogs myself, but I'll eat a cheap one at someone else's place, or at a game or whatever. I prefer the good stuff, but I've only found one place whose hotdogs were so terrible I didn't want to eat them and that is on board a US Navy ship...jesus fucking christ those things were rancid. blech! Generally I like Ball Park Franks. Your turn.

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15-05-2013, 08:44 PM
RE: How do you like your weiner?
I truly dislike them and will only eat one if I'm semi-starved and nothing else is readily available, like say roadkill.

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15-05-2013, 08:56 PM
RE: How do you like your weiner?
(15-05-2013 08:44 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  I truly dislike them and will only eat one if I'm semi-starved and nothing else is readily available, like say roadkill.




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15-05-2013, 09:00 PM (This post was last modified: 15-05-2013 09:46 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: How do you like your weiner?
Grilled. Relish. Mustard. Bacon wrap. Asparagus chunks. Yum. Smile
Edit .. oh, I fergot the cheese.

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15-05-2013, 09:17 PM
RE: How do you like your weiner?
I have two weiners and I like them served on a blanket. Makes em easier for people to cuddle with.

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15-05-2013, 09:33 PM
RE: How do you like your weiner?
Every time I am partaking a vegetarian lifestyle it's the summer street meat that does me in. It's practically a tradition now. Ha ha.

I LOVE a firepit hot dog, especially the cheese stuffed ones.

Sometimes I opt for ketchup only, other times it's the works.



Mmmm weiner in my mouth!!! (J/J Big Grin )
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15-05-2013, 09:37 PM
RE: How do you like your weiner?
(15-05-2013 09:33 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  Every time I am partaking a vegetarian lifestyle it's the summer street meat that does me in. It's practically a tradition now. Ha ha.

I LOVE a firepit hot dog, especially the cheese stuffed ones.

Sometimes I opt for ketchup only, other times it's the works.



Mmmm weiner in my mouth!!! (J/J Big Grin )

With all the clitty litter you women leave on the playground for us to wade through you'd think a little weiner in the mouth once in a while wouldn't be so hard to swallow.

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15-05-2013, 10:49 PM
Re: How do you like your weiner?
I just had one amazing today. In Tucson... They call it a sonoron dog.. Maybe spelled wrong. Delicious
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15-05-2013, 10:49 PM (This post was last modified: 15-05-2013 10:59 PM by TheGulegon.)
RE: How do you like your weiner?
Purchased at any baseball park! Consider with mustard! No other flavor, or brand, will be accepted!! It's often the best part of going to a Royals game Undecided

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15-05-2013, 10:53 PM (This post was last modified: 16-05-2013 12:10 AM by evenheathen.)
RE: How do you like your weiner?
Not a huge fan of the wiener myself. But if one is sufficiently cooked over a fire I will indulge. However, this has recently been brought to my attention and I will be investigating...Bacon dogs!
http://shine.yahoo.com/shine-food/bacon-...44849.html

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