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29-08-2015, 08:15 AM
How long till THIS happens?
It occurred to me, that I haven't heard of this happening yet......

We had a rash of "fake cop cars" a couple years ago -- people putting red and blue lights on a car - and pulling people over at night in the boonies - and robbing them......

How long till somebody poses as a group of Jehovah's Witnesses -- and get invited into somebody's house -- then robbing (or worse) them?????

While I feel bad for shit happening to someone --- I would like to see the JW's get a reputation of being potential criminals.....

It'd be fun for people to be afraid of well dressed people showing up on their doorsteps.


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29-08-2015, 08:25 AM
RE: How long till THIS happens?
"Well dressed" is a bit of a stretch

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29-08-2015, 08:26 AM
RE: How long till THIS happens?
They'd probably have more success getting invited in if they dress as a vampire. Drinking Beverage

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29-08-2015, 08:28 AM
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29-08-2015, 08:30 AM
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29-08-2015, 08:45 AM
RE: How long till THIS happens?
Just put up a sign that says "All proselytizers will be subject to voodoo magic spells. Knock at your own risk."

Then when you answer the door, hold a voodoo doll in your hand, stare at the JWs for a few seconds without saying a word, and crack a sinister smile as you slowly shut the door on them.

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29-08-2015, 08:52 AM
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(29-08-2015 08:25 AM)Nurse Wrote:  "Well dressed" is a bit of a stretch

They have a white shirt and a tie...

I have a pair of sweaty gym pants and a pair of flip flops....

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29-08-2015, 08:55 AM
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(29-08-2015 08:15 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  It'd be fun for people to be afraid of well dressed people showing up on their doorsteps.
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29-08-2015, 08:57 AM
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Who da fuq lets these people in? Huh

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29-08-2015, 09:02 AM
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(29-08-2015 08:55 AM)Tomasia Wrote:  
(29-08-2015 08:15 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  It'd be fun for people to be afraid of well dressed people showing up on their doorsteps.
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Primarily, well dressed old black women.

The JW's didn't even let black people in the door until recently.
Haven't seen a black JW yet.

This county is only 1.4 percent black - although this township is quite a bit higher than that.

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