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14-03-2012, 06:55 AM
RE: How long will it take...
the off-topicness of this forum is too damn HIGH!!

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14-03-2012, 07:08 AM
RE: How long will it take...
(14-03-2012 06:55 AM)nach_in Wrote:  the off-topicness of this forum is too damn HIGH!!

Crucify all christians.
Stone all muslims.
Hari Kari all krishnas.
Batter buddhists (peacefull scum) CoolBig Grin

For no matter how much I use these symbols, to describe symptoms of my existence.
You are your own emphasis.
So I say nothing.

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14-03-2012, 07:09 AM
RE: How long will it take...
"You wanna hear a funny story?"

My supervisor was asked this yesterday by our office "weird guy". We call the weird guy "Ted" because he looks like Ted from Scrubs, but that's not his real name. I'll get some of the details wrong on this story, so please forgive me.

My supervisor doesn't have time to respond before Ted launches into his funny story. "I'm crashing at a friends house in Bonita and he has throat cancer and they were trying to dilate his esophagus to 22 centimeters and they couldn't dilate it all the way to start their procedure. While they were waiting the guy was complaining that he was in incredible pain and says he feels like he's gonna die, so they had to keep him overnight in the hospital! I just can't wait until he comes home so I can tell him I'm going to find another place to live closer to work."

That was his "funny" story.

WTF.
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14-03-2012, 07:42 AM
RE: How long will it take...
(13-03-2012 11:24 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  ...to derail this thread?

Well Guvnor... I've had a quick look at your thread an I noticed a few problems.
Head gasket is on too loose and your main big end is a bit thin.

Now I don't know who you've had lookin at this thread before, but the joker has completely screwed up your main rail and all the flange ends are knackered.

You need to do something about your flanges, mate

To be honest, it's gonna cost ya.
But, if I don't get these flanges fixed--- this thing is going to come off the rails quicker than your best mate pulling out of the missus as soon as you come in the back door....

Anyway, give me a ring if you want your big end touched up and thickened and I'll throw that in for free.

Now you can't say fairer than that, can ya
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14-03-2012, 07:44 AM
RE: How long will it take...
Look out for me, oh muddy water
Your mysteries are deep and wide
And I got a need for going some place
And I got a need to climb upon your back and ride

You can look for me when you see me comin'
I may be runnin' I don't know
I may be tired and runnin' fever
But I'll be headed south to the mouth of the Ohio

Look out for me, oh muddy water
Your mysteries are deep and wide
And I got a need for going some place
And I got a need to climb upon your back and ride

Well, I been down to the pain and sorrow
Of no tomorrows comin' in
But I put my pole to the river bottom
And I've got to hide some place and find myself again

Look out for me, oh muddy water
Your mysteries are deep and wide
And I got a need for going some place
And I got a need to climb upon your back and ride

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14-03-2012, 09:50 AM (This post was last modified: 14-03-2012 09:51 AM by Erxomai.)
RE: How long will it take...
You're all missing the point.



(14-03-2012 07:42 AM)Sol Wrote:  Anyway, give me a ring if you want your big end touched up and thickened and I'll throw that in for free.

Damn, it's been a long time since anyone offered that...especially for free. I just may take you up on the offer, Sol. Shy

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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14-03-2012, 09:53 AM
RE: How long will it take...
(14-03-2012 09:50 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  You're all missing the point.

I think you missed the point. Cool
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14-03-2012, 09:54 AM
RE: How long will it take...
Well, I have lived an undirected life
A cloudy way I know, the only way I knew
And so the things I've done
In fact, each and every one
Is the way that I was taught to run

I am waitin' for the light to shine
I am waitin' for the light to shine
I have lived in the darkness for so long
I'm waitin' for the light to shine

Far beyond horizons I have seen
Beyond things I've been
Beyond the dreams I've dreamed
Are the things I've done
In fact, each and every one
Are the way that I was taught to run

I am waitin' for the light to shine
I am waitin' for the light to shine
I have lived in the darkness for so long
I'm waitin' for the light to shine

I am waitin' for the light to shine
I am waitin' for the light to shine
I have lived in the darkness for so long
I'm waitin' for the light to shine

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14-03-2012, 09:57 AM
RE: How long will it take...
KC is the closest, but his singing voice is making me nauseous.

Kineo, my pointy head takes offense at your remarks.

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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14-03-2012, 09:57 AM
RE: How long will it take...
Well, you dad gum guv'ment
You sorry so and so's
You got your damn hands in every pocket
Of my clothes

Well you dad gum, dad gum, dad gum, guv'ment
Oh, don't I you know
Oh, don't you love 'em sometimes

You dad gum guv'ment
You better pay attention
You're sittin' up there like a fool's convention
Well, you dad gum, dad gum, dad gum guv'ment
Oh don't you know
Oh don't you love 'em sometimes

Well, you soul sellin' no good
Sons-of-a dead pan shoe fittin' fire starters
I ought to tear your no good God dang
Preambulatory bone frame
And nail it to your guv'ment walls
All of you, you, bastards

You dad gum guv'ment
You sorry rakafratchits
You got yourself an itch
And you want me to scratch it
Well, you dad gum, dad gum, dad gum guv'ment
Oh, don t you know
Oh don't you love 'em sometimes

You dad gum guv'ment
You sorry sons-of-bitches
You got your damn hands in every pocket of my britches
Well, you dad gum, dad gum, dad gum guv'ment
Oh don't you know, don't you love 'em sometimes

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