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06-12-2013, 07:00 PM
RE: How many 5 year olds
So, evenheathen, what's your favorite pastime?
(05-12-2013 06:09 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  Fucking old people. Dodgy


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06-12-2013, 07:24 PM
RE: How many 5 year olds
(06-12-2013 07:00 PM)Slowminded Wrote:  So, evenheathen, what's your favorite pastime?
(05-12-2013 06:09 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  Fucking old people. Dodgy


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06-12-2013, 07:28 PM
RE: How many 5 year olds
18. To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten

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06-12-2013, 07:33 PM
RE: How many 5 year olds
(06-12-2013 07:00 PM)Slowminded Wrote:  So, evenheathen, what's your favorite pastime?
(05-12-2013 06:09 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  Fucking old people. Dodgy


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06-12-2013, 07:46 PM
RE: How many 5 year olds
Three.

Since I'm a school psychologist in an elementary school, I'm surprised that I'm still alive!

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06-12-2013, 09:54 PM
RE: How many 5 year olds
(06-12-2013 06:03 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(06-12-2013 05:54 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Girly's going with 0.





As far as the old people, we talking male or female?




Give her another 18 years then being that bitch on.

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09-12-2013, 06:52 AM
RE: How many 5 year olds
I got 17. I doubt it. More like five. It's not the morals, it's that I think the test seriously underestimates they sheer impact value of a kid their weight launching into you at full speed. You could catch one, MAYBE two, and after that you're a pinata. A swarm attack will wipe you out (they asked about that badly in there, too. Yes I've fought the Zerg in game. No idea how to WIN though! I generally sent in bigger numbers han they had or went cheap making my place impenetrable and winning by attrition... or used a cheat code). I was thinking of that U.S. school shooting (the recent one but pick whatever one you'd like) and thought 'would anywhere near as many have died if our first reaction to random, unprovoked violence was to jump the offender? Imagine that gunman versus dozens of howling, bloodthirsty kids with rulers, notebooks, tons of other objects and a lack of any sense of self preservation but instead filled with the notion 'he can't get ALL of us!'
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09-12-2013, 07:24 AM
RE: How many 5 year olds
18.

I teach five year olds. It would be a pleasure to throw their little asses across the room Evil_monster

But I think 18 of them could take me down. Even when just five of them are hugging me I nearly fall down. I can't imagine what it would be like if they were blood-thirsty. BlinkSadcryface
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