How many guys can't get it in?
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18-11-2012, 02:50 PM
How many guys can't get it in?
Now that I have your attention, let me steal someone's line and say, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??!!!

It's not often I have to resort to using the men's room, but every one I've been in so far smells like piss! These are not places where old people and children frequent.

Seriously, do y'all need Cheerios even as adults?

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18-11-2012, 02:57 PM
How many guys can't get it in?
I'd like to see you pee with one of these things. Especially when your prostate no longer cooperates like it used to!

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18-11-2012, 03:08 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
And your prostate, Erx, I presume, prevents you from bending down to clean up the floor? Hmmm?

I know you're no stranger to bending or kneeling.

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18-11-2012, 03:10 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
(18-11-2012 02:57 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  I'd like to see you pee with one of these things. Especially when your prostate no longer cooperates like it used to!

You ain't beating off enough. ... Not the first time I've told you how to take proper care of your prostate. ... Drinking Beverage

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18-11-2012, 03:15 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
Get a water pistol and fire it in a bottle.

Bet all of the water doesnt go in.

That is what its like to use a penis.

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You are your own emphasis.
So I say nothing.

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18-11-2012, 03:25 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
(18-11-2012 03:15 PM)bemore Wrote:  Get a water pistol and fire it in a bottle.

Bet all of the water doesnt go in.

That is what its like to use a penis.

You realize I'm gonna' try this when I get home?

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18-11-2012, 03:26 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
(18-11-2012 03:25 PM)Percepticon Wrote:  
(18-11-2012 03:15 PM)bemore Wrote:  Get a water pistol and fire it in a bottle.

Bet all of the water doesnt go in.

That is what its like to use a penis.

You realize I'm gonna' try this when I get home?
Works best if you use Mountain Dew.

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18-11-2012, 03:43 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
(18-11-2012 03:26 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(18-11-2012 03:25 PM)Percepticon Wrote:  You realize I'm gonna' try this when I get home?
Works best if you use Mountain Dew.

Unless you've just had sex 'cause then trying to pee in the bowl looks like Diet Coke and Mentos.




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18-11-2012, 03:56 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
I agree with girlyman.

If you wish to conduct an experiment perception with the water pistol and recreate the effects of using a penis after sex then I would block the end of the nozzle with a teeny piece of paper before firing. Drinking Beverage

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18-11-2012, 04:06 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
Okay, so what about sitting down, or cleaning up your piss when you splatter all ova' ?

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