How many guys can't get it in?
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18-11-2012, 04:26 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
Oh, come one, I had to clean public women toilets a few times and you're not all clean and shiny princesses... I'm talking about blood, in the ladies room, GROSS!!!

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18-11-2012, 04:26 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
The worst part is when you just start pissing, because sometimes it takes a split second for the piss to actual straighten up and go on the direction you are pointing your gun.
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18-11-2012, 04:29 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
(18-11-2012 04:06 PM)Percepticon Wrote:  Okay, so what about sitting down, or cleaning up your piss when you splatter all ova' ?
Sitting down is what ManlyGirl requires of me when I piss in her bathroom 'cause that cleanup ain't gonna happen. But I got my own bathroom so I don't use hers. One smells like piss, one don't. Drinking Beverage

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18-11-2012, 04:34 PM
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I sit down sometimes, but I live in an old house with one of the original sized toilets so if I'm not hanging onto the wheel with both hands I risk the danger of springing a leak through the gap under the seat.

Of course, peeing in the shower eliminates all these issues.

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18-11-2012, 04:40 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
Ummmmm.....sorry, but women are just as nasty. I clean the bathrooms here on the ranch, and let me tell you, the girls bathroom is horrid. You ladies get a splash back that hides under the seat. It's a stinky, pissy mess. Trust me, I live in a house with three women, and I don't use their bathroom.

I don't often pee indoors except when it's really cold out. And then I sit or clean my mess.

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18-11-2012, 06:31 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
(18-11-2012 04:40 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  Ummmmm.....sorry, but women are just as nasty. I clean the bathrooms here on the ranch, and let me tell you, the girls bathroom is horrid. You ladies get a splash back that hides under the seat. It's a stinky, pissy mess. Trust me, I live in a house with three women, and I don't use their bathroom.

I don't often pee indoors except when it's really cold out. And then I sit or clean my mess.

At my work we got these things called urinals which are designed to accommodate failures to aim. They are effective. Trying to convince ManlyGirl that I need one in my bathroom so it stops smelling like piss.... She's not particularly receptive to the idea.

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18-11-2012, 06:36 PM
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Erm............ Confused




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18-11-2012, 06:43 PM (This post was last modified: 18-11-2012 06:49 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
Not sure your Europeans have the same idea of a urinal.

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I can buy it for $300US and ManlyGirl could install it easily. She refuses to. ... she's right, that's a stupid fucking idea in a residential setting.

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18-11-2012, 08:39 PM
How many guys can't get it in?
(18-11-2012 06:43 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Not sure your Europeans have the same idea of a urinal.

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I can buy it for $300US and ManlyGirl could install it easily. She refuses to. ... she's right, that's a stupid fucking idea in a residential setting.

What's stupid about it? I'd get one if I had a man-cave.

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18-11-2012, 09:19 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
(18-11-2012 08:39 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(18-11-2012 06:43 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Not sure your Europeans have the same idea of a urinal.

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I can buy it for $300US and ManlyGirl could install it easily. She refuses to. ... she's right, that's a stupid fucking idea in a residential setting.

What's stupid about it? I'd get one if I had a man-cave.
It doesn't promote the value of the property, it should, but it don't.

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