How many guys can't get it in?
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19-11-2012, 06:21 AM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
(19-11-2012 05:08 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(19-11-2012 01:57 AM)Misanthropik Wrote:  Lmao. The only time I have an issue "getting it in" is right after sex (or the morning after) when there's a nice crust overtop the...uh..."nozzle". You think it's gonna be just another day at the pisser and suddenly it starts jetting off in all directions like a broken hose. Angry


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19-11-2012, 01:12 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
I don't know what you guys are talking about, never had a problem after sex or in the morning, and certainly no crusty nozzle issues, and think you two have gonsyphalitis or something. I'm a clean-shooter, all the way.

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19-11-2012, 01:17 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
(19-11-2012 01:12 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  I don't know what you guys are talking about, never had a problem after sex or in the morning, and certainly no crusty nozzle issues, and think you two have gonsyphalitis or something. I'm a clean-shooter, all the way.
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19-11-2012, 04:03 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
(18-11-2012 11:11 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(18-11-2012 09:19 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  It doesn't promote the value of the property, it should, but it don't.
Shows how fucked up our real estate system is. Dodgy

I don't see why it wouldn't add to property value. Consider Must be a matter of opinion or preference since some people don't consider a bidet to be a necessity.

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19-11-2012, 06:44 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
(19-11-2012 04:03 PM)kim Wrote:  
(18-11-2012 11:11 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Shows how fucked up our real estate system is. Dodgy

I don't see why it wouldn't add to property value. Consider Must be a matter of opinion or preference since some people don't consider a bidet to be a necessity.

I would install a urinal in any half bath or powder room, especially if it's far away from the main bathroom - like in a basement or off the kitchen. These would be critical areas you don't want to drop everything and run all the way through the house to the main bath. I wouldn't think twice about installing a urinal along side a toilet since relief should be quick, convenient, and easy to maintain.

I know, right? That's what I keep saying to ManlyGirl. And it is in the basement since that's the area I'm confined to (fucking dogs and kids get the upstairs). ... But she still ain't buying it.

(18-11-2012 04:34 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Of course, peeing in the shower eliminates all these issues.

You only pee once a week? That can't be healthy.

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19-11-2012, 06:55 PM
How many guys can't get it in?
(19-11-2012 06:44 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(19-11-2012 04:03 PM)kim Wrote:  I don't see why it wouldn't add to property value. Consider Must be a matter of opinion or preference since some people don't consider a bidet to be a necessity.

I would install a urinal in any half bath or powder room, especially if it's far away from the main bathroom - like in a basement or off the kitchen. These would be critical areas you don't want to drop everything and run all the way through the house to the main bath. I wouldn't think twice about installing a urinal along side a toilet since relief should be quick, convenient, and easy to maintain.

I know, right? That's what I keep saying to ManlyGirl. And it is in the basement since that's the area I'm confined to (fucking dogs and kids get the upstairs). ... But she still ain't buying it.

(18-11-2012 04:34 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Of course, peeing in the shower eliminates all these issues.

You only pee once a week? That can't be healthy.

I never said anything about peeing while the water was on. Dodgy

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19-11-2012, 07:16 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
Ok, I'm trying real hard to wrap my head around this........some of you are saying that the morning after having sex, the end of your wieners get clogged up with the dried on stuff leftover from the previous nights lovemaking??



......ummm.....personal hygiene fellas. If ya got leftovers, a quick rinse in the washroom does wonders. Wink

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19-11-2012, 07:20 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
(19-11-2012 07:16 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  Ok, I'm trying real hard to wrap my head around this........some of you are saying that the morning after having sex, the end of your wieners get clogged up with the dried on stuff leftover from the previous nights lovemaking??



......ummm.....personal hygiene fellas. If ya got leftovers, a quick rinse in the washroom does wonders. Wink

I just roll over and go to sleep. Just figured that's what we all did. No?

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19-11-2012, 07:35 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
(19-11-2012 07:20 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(19-11-2012 07:16 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  Ok, I'm trying real hard to wrap my head around this........some of you are saying that the morning after having sex, the end of your wieners get clogged up with the dried on stuff leftover from the previous nights lovemaking??



......ummm.....personal hygiene fellas. If ya got leftovers, a quick rinse in the washroom does wonders. Wink

I just roll over and go to sleep. Just figured that's what we all did. No?
Lol, no.

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19-11-2012, 07:59 PM
How many guys can't get it in?
(19-11-2012 07:20 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(19-11-2012 07:16 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  Ok, I'm trying real hard to wrap my head around this........some of you are saying that the morning after having sex, the end of your wieners get clogged up with the dried on stuff leftover from the previous nights lovemaking??



......ummm.....personal hygiene fellas. If ya got leftovers, a quick rinse in the washroom does wonders. Wink

I just roll over and go to sleep. Just figured that's what we all did. No?

I've always thought Stark was a little different. Now I know why. Smile

It could also be that his wife does a better job of sucking him dry than most women do. Drinking Beverage

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