How many guys can't get it in?
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20-11-2012, 01:50 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
guys seriously, you need to rethink your hygiene habits :O

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20-11-2012, 03:33 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
(from the other topic)

Speaking of farting:



Guys, do you fart when you pee?



Or, is this just a phenomenon that affects me?

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20-11-2012, 04:21 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
What.The.Fuck.Did.I.Just.Read?


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20-11-2012, 04:30 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
I have honestly never experienced the crazy pee spray phenomenon either.

A quick wash after sex not only prevents cloggedweinerosis, but increases the frequency of receiving fellatio exponentially. It's a scientific fact, proven by Einstein himself; clean penises find their way into consenting mouths 4.2 times more often than dirty ones. Seriously. Look it up. Peer reviewed studies and all. I swear.

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20-11-2012, 04:40 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
(20-11-2012 04:21 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  What.The.Fuck.Did.I.Just.Read?


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Quit.

Happens to girls, too.

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20-11-2012, 04:44 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
(20-11-2012 04:30 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  I have honestly never experienced the crazy pee spray phenomenon either.

A quick wash after sex not only prevents cloggedweinerosis, but increases the frequency of receiving fellatio exponentially. It's a scientific fact, proven by Einstein himself; clean penises find their way into consenting mouths 4.2 times more often than dirty ones. Seriously. Look it up. Peer reviewed studies and all. I swear.

I can confirm that.....


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21-11-2012, 07:07 AM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
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*Looks down at his dick with a sudden and overwhelming sense of humility*

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12-12-2012, 09:25 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
OK, having tried the peeing-standing-up thing, I must say:

1) toilets are not high enough

2) start & stop stream is a bit rough...and messy Confused

3) I've got decent aim for a girl! Thumbsup

4) I recant my prior statements about missing the pot Oops

5) You still gotta' clean up when ya' miss! Eew.

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12-12-2012, 10:03 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
You could just get a Go Girl, You're sure to make a splash (or not).

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12-12-2012, 10:11 PM
RE: How many guys can't get it in?
(12-12-2012 10:03 PM)Near Wrote:  You could just get a Go Girl, You're sure to make a splash (or not).

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Oh that's nicer than a similar product I saw here in town. I was thinking of raising some eyebrows by peeing standing up when I'm at work & someone's in the next stall. I mean, no one would *dare* ask me about it. It'd be hilarious.

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