How not to be a Christian. As told by "Christians".
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10-06-2015, 05:55 PM
How not to be a Christian. As told by "Christians".
So after seeing more and more bullshit from hypocritical disingenuous assholes claiming to be Christian I decided I need to start a thread to keep track of the shit.

It can't compare to Russell's "Why I am not a Christian" in terms of scholarly appeal but it could serve as a useful field guide to distinguish hypocritical disingenuous assholes from Christians.

“Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven. So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you." Matthew 6:1-4 (NIV)
Fake Christian: I support several families in Africa and Asia (non-Christians) off my limited income besides giving to my church and preaching. You?

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10-06-2015, 06:08 PM
RE: How not to be a Christian. As told by "Christians".
Insightful.

I guess I'm really not a Christian then.

Hmmmm... Who knew...

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10-06-2015, 06:13 PM
RE: How not to be a Christian. As told by "Christians".
(10-06-2015 06:08 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  Insightful.

I guess I'm really not a Christian then.

Hmmmm... Who knew...

Hmmm, no - just not a True Christian™. No

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10-06-2015, 06:16 PM
RE: How not to be a Christian. As told by "Christians".
"Oh, the depth of the riches of the wisdom and knowledge of God!
How unsearchable his judgments,
and his paths beyond tracing out!
Who has known the mind of the Lord?
Or who has been his counselor?
Who has ever given to God,
that God should repay them?
For from him and through him and for him are all things.
To him be the glory forever! Amen." Romans 11:33-26 (NIV)

Arrogant Fake Christian: I also find it ridiculous how much patience God exhibits with people who mock holy writ.

(N.B. There's gonna be a bunch of these 'cause one of the most discriminating features of hypocritical disingenuous assholes misrepresenting Christianity is their arrogance that they somehow have special privileged access into the mind of God.)

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10-06-2015, 06:21 PM
RE: How not to be a Christian. As told by "Christians".
You do know Q is a Poe, right?

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10-06-2015, 06:26 PM (This post was last modified: 10-06-2015 06:34 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: How not to be a Christian. As told by "Christians".
(10-06-2015 06:08 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  Insightful.

I guess I'm really not a Christian then.

Hmmmm... Who knew...

Your logical reasoning needs some work. It doesn't imply that at all.

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10-06-2015, 06:31 PM
RE: How not to be a Christian. As told by "Christians".
(10-06-2015 06:21 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  You do know Q is a Poe, right?

My Poe identification skills are undoubtedly naive. But if QTip's a Poe here this long he's like the Manchurian Candidate of Poes. But it sounds like an excellent category to add to a "Field Guide Manual for Identifying False Christians in the Wild".

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10-06-2015, 06:32 PM
RE: How not to be a Christian. As told by "Christians".
(10-06-2015 06:26 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(10-06-2015 06:08 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  Insightful.

I guess I'm really not a Christian then.

Hmmmm... Who knew...

You're logical reasoning needs some work.

I am not a logical reasoning, thank you very much.

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10-06-2015, 06:34 PM
RE: How not to be a Christian. As told by "Christians".
(10-06-2015 06:32 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  
(10-06-2015 06:26 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  You're logical reasoning needs some work.

I am not a logical reasoning, thank you very much.

Fuck you. Edited. Big Grin

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10-06-2015, 06:36 PM
RE: How not to be a Christian. As told by "Christians".
(10-06-2015 06:31 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(10-06-2015 06:21 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  You do know Q is a Poe, right?

My Poe identification skills are undoubtedly naive. But if QTip's a Poe here this long he's like the Manchurian Candidate of Poes. But it sounds like an excellent category to add to a "Field Guide Manual for Identifying False Christians in the Wild".

He's a very well seasoned, smart Poe/troll. He doesn't incite flaming, illicit hate... like some noobish trolls... No, he skirts around and incites just enough ire to be hated.

But, like any good troll, he also has some funny in him that shines through here and there.

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