Poll: How often do you masturbate?
Male: More than 6 times a week.
Male: More than 3 times a week.
Male: About once a week.
Male: One or two times a month.
Male: A "handful" of times a year.
Male: Less often than once a year.
Female: More than 3 times a week.
Female: About once a week.
Female: One or two times a month.
Female: A "handful" of times a year.
Female: Less often than once a year.
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How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
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13-11-2014, 02:58 PM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
(13-11-2014 01:46 PM)Deidre32 Wrote:  I don't think you'd need to 'say' anything...

Gasp

Laugh out load

You mean I shouldn't publicly announce my solo adventures? XD

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13-11-2014, 03:31 PM
Re: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
Usually it's not recommended. Nor is it suggested to be on the phone and when asked what you're doing to say you're jerking off.

Not that I've ever done the latter.
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13-11-2014, 04:31 PM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
For me masturbation frequency varies drastically with relationship status. Virtually never when I get sex regularly, to several times a week if single. Although, I haven't been single in 4 years so who knows what it would be now. Also, I've noticed a huge decline in desire due to "the pill". Apparently it doesn't happen with everyone, but it is a well known side-effect. Undecided

As for the guys side of it, in my experience it is "normal" for guys to do it several times a week if not daily. I had a long-distance boyfriend when I went to college (he was still stuck in HS) who admitted to doing it 5-8 times per day while I was away...

Also, I have only encountered 2 guys ever (out of at least 50 with which the topic came up) who claimed that they had never masturbated. One (a coworker) was later proved to be a liar when his future wife (another coworker) came home unexpectedly from work and walked in on him doing it (of course they were extremely religious, and she almost dumped him over it). My fellow atheist friend and I had often tried to get him to admit that he did it, boy were we amused when he was caught in his sanctimonious lies. The other guy I'm pretty sure was telling the truth, since when I attempted to help him out... it came out chunky. Yes, chunky. (He also had what I believe qualified for a "micropenis"). He simply said he never had the desire to do it, sad. Undecided In light of that experience though, I firmly believe masturbation is simply part of a healthy reproductive system, isn't anything to be ashamed of, and any decent girlfriend should understand this.

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13-11-2014, 11:12 PM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
I got no fucking clue. Who's up to keeping track for Girly. Thumbsup

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14-11-2014, 01:41 AM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
I haven't been allowed to masturbate since my dog killed my hitachi magic wand.

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14-11-2014, 03:48 AM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
(14-11-2014 01:41 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I haven't been allowed to masturbate since my dog killed my hitachi magic wand.

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Magic wand? Big Grin ahah

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14-11-2014, 02:04 PM
Re: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
We can start a TTA crowdfund to buy Moms a new Hitachi.
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14-11-2014, 04:31 PM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
(14-11-2014 02:04 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  We can start a TTA crowdfund to buy Moms a new Hitachi.

And a slow-cooker; she needs a slow-cooker. Yes

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28-11-2014, 10:05 PM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
A masturbation thread, who knew? I'm married but I have kids, so I usually jerk off at least three times in a good sex week, five or six otherwise. I come up with some dirty ass scenarios that make it really good.

I really want my wife to masturbate without me sometimes but she doesn't seem interested. I'd love to walk in on her. I bought her all the toys.
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28-11-2014, 10:17 PM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
(28-11-2014 10:05 PM)freetoreason Wrote:  A masturbation thread, who knew? I'm married but I have kids, so I usually jerk off at least three times in a good sex week, five or six otherwise. I come up with some dirty ass scenarios that make it really good.

I really want my wife to masturbate without me sometimes but she doesn't seem interested. I'd love to walk in on her. I bought her all the toys.

Have you mentioned that to her? Could be fun, even if its "planned"

Do you know if she likes what you got her?

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