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Male: More than 3 times a week.
Male: About once a week.
Male: One or two times a month.
Male: A "handful" of times a year.
Male: Less often than once a year.
Female: More than 3 times a week.
Female: About once a week.
Female: One or two times a month.
Female: A "handful" of times a year.
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07-12-2014, 09:55 PM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
Wait, there's an 18+ forum!?
Why didn't anyone tell me? Sad
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08-12-2014, 05:29 AM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
(07-12-2014 09:55 PM)pablo Wrote:  Wait, there's an 18+ forum!?
Why didn't anyone tell me? Sad

Dude it is right up above the health and psychology, like right there and it says 18+

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03-01-2015, 09:01 AM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
Everyday I'm shoveling, shoveling, shoveling...

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04-01-2015, 03:28 AM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
Viagra costs too much to waste on masturbation.

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06-01-2015, 11:40 PM (This post was last modified: 06-01-2015 11:44 PM by freetoreason.)
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
I was reading the uplifting death thread and realized I think I want to die when I can't jackoff anymore. That got me to thinking about what iI'd look like doing it as an eighty year old, in front of the mirror. Maybe that's worse than not being able to. Of course I wouldn't have to watch. Although I really like to watch when I'm doing it.

The cessation of hardon really is scarier than death. It might be the more important death. Yep, killing myself when I can no longer get it up.
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07-01-2015, 12:01 AM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
(14-11-2014 02:04 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  We can start a TTA crowdfund to buy Moms a new Hitachi.

(14-11-2014 04:31 PM)Chas Wrote:  And a slow-cooker; she needs a slow-cooker. Yes

Oooh I just saw this...

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07-01-2015, 12:04 AM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
(06-01-2015 11:40 PM)freetoreason Wrote:  I was reading the uplifting death thread and realized I think I want to die when I can't jackoff anymore. That got me to thinking about what iI'd look like doing it as an eighty year old, in front of the mirror. Maybe that's worse than not being able to. Of course I wouldn't have to watch. Although I really like to watch when I'm doing it.

The cessation of hardon really is scarier than death. It might be the more important death. Yep, killing myself when I can no longer get it up.

Christ man, there's more to life than some temporary sensation of happiness after massaging your wang... Well, one hopes anyway... I mean, shit there's so much interesting stuff to do, none of which requires you to do it one handed (although mostly there's no impediment, except probably driving is not a good time...).

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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07-01-2015, 12:05 AM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
(06-01-2015 11:40 PM)freetoreason Wrote:  I was reading the uplifting death thread and realized I think I want to die when I can't jackoff anymore. That got me to thinking about what iI'd look like doing it as an eighty year old, in front of the mirror. Maybe that's worse than not being able to. Of course I wouldn't have to watch. Although I really like to watch when I'm doing it.

The cessation of hardon really is scarier than death. It might be the more important death. Yep, killing myself when I can no longer get it up.

I have no idea how to react to that so here's a picture of another potential way to orgasm without a working wang.

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And a picture of a dog in a hat.

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Soulless mutants of muscle and intent. There are billions of us; hardy, smart and dangerous. Shaped by millions of years of death. We are the definitive alpha predator. We build monsters of fire and stone. We bottled the sun. We nailed our god to a stick.

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07-01-2015, 09:30 PM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
Thought I would share this

http://www.menshealth.com/health/health-...sturbation

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11-01-2015, 01:17 AM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
(07-01-2015 12:04 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(06-01-2015 11:40 PM)freetoreason Wrote:  I was reading the uplifting death thread and realized I think I want to die when I can't jackoff anymore. That got me to thinking about what iI'd look like doing it as an eighty year old, in front of the mirror. Maybe that's worse than not being able to. Of course I wouldn't have to watch. Although I really like to watch when I'm doing it.

The cessation of hardon really is scarier than death. It might be the more important death. Yep, killing myself when I can no longer get it up.

Christ man, there's more to life than some temporary sensation of happiness after massaging your wang... Well, one hopes anyway... I mean, shit there's so much interesting stuff to do, none of which requires you to do it one handed (although mostly there's no impediment, except probably driving is not a good time...).

I know, I have myriad interests and not enough time to pursue them all. Still, when I think about going every single day with a limp dick, I think that loss of physical vitality will have a huge psychological impact. I jack off daily, and it's an impotant part of my day. Ok, I know I'll adjust when the time comes, but it's damn hard to contemplate right now.
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