Poll: How often do you masturbate?
Male: More than 6 times a week.
Male: More than 3 times a week.
Male: About once a week.
Male: One or two times a month.
Male: A "handful" of times a year.
Male: Less often than once a year.
Female: More than 3 times a week.
Female: About once a week.
Female: One or two times a month.
Female: A "handful" of times a year.
Female: Less often than once a year.
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07-10-2014, 10:57 PM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
I'm not human. I AM GOD.

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07-10-2014, 11:12 PM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
(07-10-2014 10:57 PM)Logisch Wrote:  I'm not human. I AM GOD.

Apparently a very happy one...

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08-10-2014, 07:43 AM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
(07-10-2014 11:12 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(07-10-2014 10:57 PM)Logisch Wrote:  I'm not human. I AM GOD.

Apparently a very happy one...

No one wants an angry god, like yahweh. That dude is an asshole.

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08-10-2014, 07:48 AM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
(08-10-2014 07:43 AM)Logisch Wrote:  
(07-10-2014 11:12 PM)morondog Wrote:  Apparently a very happy one...

No one wants an angry god, like yahweh. That dude is an asshole.

Prolly angry 'cos of all those rules he made about jerkin' it. It'd be better if he wanked TBH, when he fucks we get infestations of irritating bearded gurus.

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08-10-2014, 07:54 AM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
(08-10-2014 07:48 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(08-10-2014 07:43 AM)Logisch Wrote:  No one wants an angry god, like yahweh. That dude is an asshole.

Prolly angry 'cos of all those rules he made about jerkin' it. It'd be better if he wanked TBH, when he fucks we get infestations of irritating bearded gurus.

Well his followers certainly do plenty of circle-jerkin'. Dodgy

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08-10-2014, 07:54 AM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
As a better god than Yahweh, I just want you to know that it's totally OK to masturbate.

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08-10-2014, 08:07 AM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
(08-10-2014 07:54 AM)Logisch Wrote:  As a better god than Yahweh, I just want you to know that it's totally OK to masturbate.

Way ahead of you, Lord Tongue

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08-10-2014, 08:08 AM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
(07-10-2014 10:11 PM)Adrianime Wrote:  Colourcraze, this is one of the articles that popped up when I googled. It was pretty fun to read with my gf.

Web MD 5 Thing you didn't know about male Masturbation.

Number 4 is what you are referring to.

From the article:
Quote:No one ever caught an STD from himself or made himself pregnant.

To be fair, no one ever made himself pregnant no matter what they were doing.

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08-10-2014, 08:14 AM (This post was last modified: 08-10-2014 08:19 AM by Mathilda.)
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
You could have had a "never" option. Although I suppose less often than once a year would cover it. Last time I tried masturbating was 13 years ago.

To be honest I have more success relying on someone else's handiwork.




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08-10-2014, 08:19 AM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
Quote:Why would it make a difference whether you ejaculate during sex or on your own? No one's sure. But your body seems to respond differently. Even the makeup of semen is different if you masturbate instead of having sex.

So those cute little blow up goats... I wonder if the male body responds like you're having solo sex or if you are having partner sex.....

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