Poll: How often do you masturbate?
Male: More than 6 times a week.
Male: More than 3 times a week.
Male: About once a week.
Male: One or two times a month.
Male: A "handful" of times a year.
Male: Less often than once a year.
Female: More than 3 times a week.
Female: About once a week.
Female: One or two times a month.
Female: A "handful" of times a year.
Female: Less often than once a year.
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09-10-2014, 04:19 AM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
(08-10-2014 02:50 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(08-10-2014 08:14 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  You could have had a "never" option.
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I'm confused.

"Male: Never" or "Female: Never"?

Well asking for for "Male: Never" wouldn't be much good for me, but considering that it's quite rare for anyone to never masturbate you could probably just have a single "Never" option anyway.

Although saying that I did once know one guy who said that he never masturbated. When asked why he said he felt no urge to. So if we were going to have enough people answering then distinguishing between genders would be interesting.

For me this poll is no different to the question "How often do you have a session rubbing your elbow?"
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09-10-2014, 08:14 AM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
(09-10-2014 04:19 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  For me this poll is no different to the question "How often do you have a session rubbing your elbow?"
The hell? Huh

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09-10-2014, 08:36 AM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
(09-10-2014 08:14 AM)Adrianime Wrote:  
(09-10-2014 04:19 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  For me this poll is no different to the question "How often do you have a session rubbing your elbow?"
The hell? Huh

She's saying that masturbation is about as fun as rubbing her elbow, for her.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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09-10-2014, 08:48 AM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
(09-10-2014 08:36 AM)morondog Wrote:  She's saying that masturbation is about as fun as rubbing her elbow, for her.
Hmm...yes the physical act. But as a poll, I'm sure she understands that wouldn't be the case for most of the voters.

Meh, I'm being needlessly nitpicky. It was just a weird thing to read.

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09-10-2014, 08:53 AM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
The poll is supposed to be anonymous, yet I can still see who voted for what for some reason. Maybe it's a moderator thing? Consider

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09-10-2014, 08:54 AM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
(09-10-2014 08:53 AM)Vosur Wrote:  The poll is supposed to be anonymous, yet I can still see who voted for what for some reason. Maybe it's a moderator thing? Consider

It's a moderator thing and should probably be changed.

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09-10-2014, 09:02 AM
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
(09-10-2014 08:53 AM)Vosur Wrote:  The poll is supposed to be anonymous, yet I can still see who voted for what for some reason. Maybe it's a moderator thing? Consider

Laughat I think in fairness you should tell us what your vote was then Tongue

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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09-10-2014, 09:05 AM (This post was last modified: 09-10-2014 09:08 AM by yakherder.)
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
I work away from home a lot and my girlfriend is due in a month... So lots of whacking lately.

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09-10-2014, 03:27 PM (This post was last modified: 09-10-2014 03:36 PM by Tartarus Sauce.)
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
(09-10-2014 08:53 AM)Vosur Wrote:  The poll is supposed to be anonymous, yet I can still see who voted for what for some reason. Maybe it's a moderator thing? Consider

I can see the results of any poll on the forum, always could.

Edit: Forgot about the public polling option in the poll configurement. Did you checkbox this, Adrian? If you didn't, it's definitely a mod thing.
(08-10-2014 07:45 PM)Adrianime Wrote:  
(08-10-2014 06:40 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Would anybody object to me merging this with my masturbation thread?

Or at least the poll? Can I just merge the poll? I MUST TINKER!
I would, but go with Rev's logic Thumbsup

Okay, I've decided to leave this one here and add a slightly modified poll in the Masturbation 2.0 thread. It will include the high range on the female member base, so head on over and vote, ladies!

http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/forum/...Thread-2-0

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09-10-2014, 05:56 PM (This post was last modified: 09-10-2014 06:13 PM by Full Circle.)
RE: How often do you masturbate? [anonymous]
Smile

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like hell.
I guess I'd better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike
replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Costco.
Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about
it.
It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars.
A lot cheaper than a doctor."
So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Costco.
He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the
urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will
improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at Costco."

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was,
Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool
sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a
sperm sample from himself for good measure.
Joe hurries back to Costco, eager to check the results. He deposits
ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
Thank you for shopping at Costco!

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