How the Angel came to be atop the Christmas tree
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04-12-2012, 10:39 PM
How the Angel came to be atop the Christmas tree
When I was growing up, our family practice was to place a star on top of our Christmas tree. But every now and then, I'd be in someone's home and they would have an angel on top. I wondered why an angel? So I began a quest to find out, and here is what I learned:



It turns out that one particular year, Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had while making the toys. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. To make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree.

Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours - all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree!
I sent that stupid Little Angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?"


Just then, the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. He says "Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?"









And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass........ Laughat Laughat Laughat

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04-12-2012, 10:51 PM
RE: How the Angel came to be atop the Christmas tree
Moral of the story.
Never send an angel to do a lumberjacks job.

Santa is also a cunt Big Grin

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04-12-2012, 10:55 PM
RE: How the Angel came to be atop the Christmas tree
(04-12-2012 10:51 PM)bemore Wrote:  Moral of the story.
Never send an angel to do a lumberjacks job.

Santa is also a cunt Big Grin



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04-12-2012, 11:19 PM
RE: How the Angel came to be atop the Christmas tree
I saw the title and knew what it would be.
Love that little story. Tongue

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05-12-2012, 12:26 AM
RE: How the Angel came to be atop the Christmas tree
I don't believe the story because millions of toys seems like a very unrealistic number. why you trying to fool me yo.

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05-12-2012, 12:52 AM
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(05-12-2012 12:26 AM)lucradis Wrote:  I don't believe the story because millions of toys seems like a very unrealistic number. why you trying to fool me yo.
You've been a naughty boy this year, so that's one less present he has to deliver.

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05-12-2012, 01:16 AM
RE: How the Angel came to be atop the Christmas tree
(04-12-2012 10:55 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(04-12-2012 10:51 PM)bemore Wrote:  Moral of the story.
Never send an angel to do a lumberjacks job.

Santa is also a cunt Big Grin


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