How to best infiltrate Area 51?
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30-11-2016, 10:57 PM
RE: How to best infiltrate Area 51?
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Smart tumbleweed. Preprogram it so it won't have any RF signal to trace. You'll have to deploy and recover it later. It'll set off motion sensors, but that's expected from a tumbleweed. Set it to roll to a location, park and shoot video for a week, then roll to a recovery site.

Mind you, if it gets noticed they'll be able to pull your recovery location out of its chip without you ever knowing. Say "Hi!" to the welcoming committee you get from that.

If I were them I'd have something that would pick up on the stray emissions from electric motors, so you may need to go steampunk on the design.

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30-11-2016, 11:02 PM
RE: How to best infiltrate Area 51?
(30-11-2016 10:35 PM)yakherder Wrote:  
(30-11-2016 10:31 PM)Peebothuhul Wrote:  Wait?

I live in a foreign country... on the other side of the world...

And even I know there's a national park right next DOOR (As in adjacent) which has a MOUNTAIN on which you can sit and camp and have long zoom lens cameras with which to look 'In to' the base.

WTF dude?

Also I'm pretty sure there are French, open source, satellite images (Think it's a Geo-mapping satellite) of said area as well.....

*Shakes head and sighs*

Conspiracy chasers today... just got no idea....

To be fair, it's been known by most non conspiracy theorists for quite some time that Area 51 is, at this point, little more than a smoke screen. In that regards, the attention everyone gives it is actually quite convenient. The good shit is elsewhere Tongue Area 51 is still quite secure, though, because they've probably got some semi-important stuff going on. Nothing as interesting as people would like to imagine, though.

It was the test site for the F-117 Nighthawk and the B2 stealth bombers, but those days are probably long past. Everyone 'knows' about Groom Lake, and it's caught between a national park and a major metropolitan area. If you want to go looking for real secret shit, it's probably being flown out over North Dakota, where the only witnesses would be cows.

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01-12-2016, 01:12 AM
RE: How to best infiltrate Area 51?
Best way to infiltrate Area 51 is to sit at home and use remote viewing.

It's amazing all the shit you can see if you put your mind to it! Far safer than going there in person and far more fun.

Area 51 is where the hive mind communicates with the mother ship.
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01-12-2016, 02:05 AM
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Have you never played GTA: San Andreas? Get a jetpack and clip through the ground to fly under the world.

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01-12-2016, 05:58 AM
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(01-12-2016 02:05 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  Have you never played GTA: San Andreas? Get a jetpack and clip through the ground to fly under the world.

Real gangstas' steal a helicopter.

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01-12-2016, 06:16 AM
RE: How to best infiltrate Area 51?
(30-11-2016 09:08 PM)Fatbaldhobbit Wrote:  Area 51 is a testing facility for experimental aircraft.

They've moved all that to a facility in Utah. Drinking Beverage
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01-12-2016, 06:21 AM
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01-12-2016, 06:46 AM (This post was last modified: 01-12-2016 06:51 AM by GenesisNemesis.)
RE: How to best infiltrate Area 51?
Have fun with prison. Not to say that it's a highly serious crime (it's very low on the list of "serious crimes"), but you realize you'd be risking a prison sentence, right?
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01-12-2016, 07:01 AM
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01-12-2016, 07:20 AM
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Is infiltrating your "area 51" a euphemism " ?

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