How to best infiltrate Area 51?
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01-12-2016, 09:05 PM
RE: How to best infiltrate Area 51?
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02-12-2016, 05:47 AM
RE: How to best infiltrate Area 51?
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02-12-2016, 03:51 PM
RE: How to best infiltrate Area 51?
Step 1: Train an adorable puppy.
Step 2: Gouge out its eyes and install cameras.
Step 3: Set it loose in area 51.

*Strictly hypothetical, animal cruelty is a crime.

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02-12-2016, 03:56 PM
RE: How to best infiltrate Area 51?
1. Get abducted by aliens.
2. Convince the aliens that the best lobster in the universe can be found in Nevada. (they're not from around here, they don't know lobsters aren't found in desert...)
3. When they land - walk down the landing ramp backwards -- and the security personnel rushing onboard the craft will think you're with them........

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02-12-2016, 05:36 PM
RE: How to best infiltrate Area 51?
(02-12-2016 03:56 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  1. Get abducted by aliens.
2. Convince the aliens that the best lobster in the universe can be found in Nevada. (they're not from around here, they don't know lobsters aren't found in desert...)
3. When they land - walk down the landing ramp backwards -- and the security personnel rushing onboard the craft will think you're with them........

Step 4. Enjoy the ensuing vivisection.

Step 5. Profit? No

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02-12-2016, 07:01 PM (This post was last modified: 02-12-2016 07:05 PM by Old Man Marsh.)
RE: How to best infiltrate Area 51?
Tunnel under the fence like Bugs Bunny.




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03-12-2016, 04:00 AM
RE: How to best infiltrate Area 51?
(02-12-2016 07:01 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  Tunnel under the fence like Bugs Bunny.




Yeah but I think Yakherder said they had something like seismic monitors, so how would you get past that? Undecided
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03-12-2016, 05:22 AM
RE: How to best infiltrate Area 51?
(03-12-2016 04:00 AM)Celestial_Wonder Wrote:  
(02-12-2016 07:01 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  Tunnel under the fence like Bugs Bunny.




Yeah but I think Yakherder said they had something like seismic monitors, so how would you get past that? Undecided

Drop earthquake bombs to the north and come in from the south. Sheesh, you guys don't know nothing about simple strategy. Drinking Beverage
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