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10-03-2015, 10:12 AM
How to confuse a christian
This is a guide on how to confuse a christian, if all the other methods you have fail:

1) Raise your hands, and make them straight/flat.

2) Slap their left and right cheek at the same time.

3) Watch as they try to figure out which cheek to turn.

This is a very powerful technique and should only be performed in emergencies.
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10-03-2015, 10:14 AM
RE: How to confuse a christian
(10-03-2015 10:12 AM)Typho2k Wrote:  This is a guide on how to confuse a christian, if all the other methods you have fail:

1) Raise your hands, and make them straight/flat.

2) Slap their left and right cheek at the same time.

3) Watch as they try to figure out which cheek to turn.

This is a very powerful technique and should only be performed in emergencies.

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10-03-2015, 10:15 AM
RE: How to confuse a christian
Butt cheeks?

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10-03-2015, 10:18 AM
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(10-03-2015 10:15 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Butt cheeks?

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Well, the original Aramaic, when properly interpreted in context, probably meant spanking the monkey.

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10-03-2015, 10:19 AM
RE: How to confuse a christian
(10-03-2015 10:12 AM)Typho2k Wrote:  This is a guide on how to confuse a christian, if all the other methods you have fail:

1) Raise your hands, and make them straight/flat.

2) Slap their left and right cheek at the same time.

3) Watch as they try to figure out which cheek to turn.

This is a very powerful technique and should only be performed in emergencies.

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I thought you were going to say let them be, they are already confused. Smartass

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10-03-2015, 11:28 AM
RE: How to confuse a christian
(10-03-2015 10:19 AM)Impulse Wrote:  
(10-03-2015 10:12 AM)Typho2k Wrote:  This is a guide on how to confuse a christian, if all the other methods you have fail:

1) Raise your hands, and make them straight/flat.

2) Slap their left and right cheek at the same time.

3) Watch as they try to figure out which cheek to turn.

This is a very powerful technique and should only be performed in emergencies.

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I thought you were going to say let them be, they are already confused. Smartass

You got a point, what I should have written was "more confused" Wink
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