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26-08-2012, 04:59 PM
How to get holy water
What would be required to convince a priest to give you some holy water? Let's say a cup or two. Do they only dole it out on super special occasions, or do you think I could walk in, tell a priest I'm new to the area, and ask him to bless this thermos full of water so I can anoint my new house or something?

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26-08-2012, 05:06 PM
RE: How to get holy water
Why do you need holy water?

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26-08-2012, 05:08 PM
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Vampires.


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26-08-2012, 05:09 PM
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(26-08-2012 05:08 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Vampires.


Shit, Hughsie, you're a fucking moron. No

I found contracting aids to be a far more effective way of outwitting vampires.

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26-08-2012, 05:12 PM
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Just something on my to do list...


#247) Fill bong with holy water

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26-08-2012, 05:14 PM
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Ahh... Ok. get a bible. Sing hunna hunna hunna hi! Repeat that about three times. Then smack the water with said bible.

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26-08-2012, 05:14 PM
RE: How to get holy water
You can buy it, some churches also have some near the entrance so you can bless yourself, nothing stopping you taking some. My Gran used to have bottles of the stuff, so they can't be that hard to get.

And why do you want holy water? cant you just use tap water and say its holy? Big Grin

Edit. never mind saw the holy bong post Big Grin.

I wouldn't use the stuff they leave sitting out in church as anyone can stick there hands in it.

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26-08-2012, 05:15 PM
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You could get an online ordination, get some tap water, filter it (I don't know, seems more "righteous") and say something to bless it like "hallowed by the dihydrogen monoxide!" and then do whatever with it....


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seriously though... a catholic church maybe? Other than that, most of the churches I know don't have "holy water" just "tap water in a tub for baptisms" and I don't think you want that...
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26-08-2012, 05:20 PM
RE: How to get holy water
You can purchase it in religious stores. After you purchase it, be sure to let them know you are using it for your holy bong.

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26-08-2012, 05:21 PM (This post was last modified: 26-08-2012 05:27 PM by ddrew.)
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see... now i'm tempted to go out and get me a new bong.. fill it with water.. then walk into the church with the bong and water and ask the dude to bless it!

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