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27-08-2012, 03:56 AM
RE: How to get holy water
(26-08-2012 09:31 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  I wonder what parallels can be drawn between Holy Water and Holy Shit? Consider

My question is... how do you get Holy Shit.. i mean.. does a priest have to stand over you while your sitting on the toilet? fill the toilet with holy water and shit into it????

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27-08-2012, 09:45 AM
RE: How to get holy water
(27-08-2012 03:56 AM)ddrew Wrote:  
(26-08-2012 09:31 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  I wonder what parallels can be drawn between Holy Water and Holy Shit? Consider

My question is... how do you get Holy Shit.. i mean.. does a priest have to stand over you while your sitting on the toilet? fill the toilet with holy water and shit into it????

You've got to wipe with Holy Toilet Paper.
Messy, I know, but it works.

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27-08-2012, 10:04 AM
RE: How to get holy water
(27-08-2012 09:45 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(27-08-2012 03:56 AM)ddrew Wrote:  My question is... how do you get Holy Shit.. i mean.. does a priest have to stand over you while your sitting on the toilet? fill the toilet with holy water and shit into it????

You've got to wipe with Holy Toilet Paper.
Messy, I know, but it works.

How very true. And if you forget to have your t.p. blessed before, shall we say, "things are happening", you can just say "holy fucking toilet paper, batman", and that will reverse the direction of the tp's electrons, and it will be all good.

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27-08-2012, 10:25 AM
RE: How to get holy water
From the pagan POV, just imagine some sort of sparkly effect from ST:OS transporter beam around something. It's called 'White Light'. Instant holification. Thumbsup

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27-08-2012, 10:29 AM
RE: How to get holy water
1 take bong to cathedral.
2 fill from basin.
3 exit stage left.

Read the thread title an was like, pee on a priest? But you don't want that in your bong.

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27-08-2012, 10:30 AM
RE: How to get holy water
(26-08-2012 05:08 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Vampires.


Shit, Hughsie, you're a fucking moron. No

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27-08-2012, 10:30 AM
RE: How to get holy water
recipe for holy water

take one pot fill with water and boil the hell out of it.

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27-08-2012, 10:40 AM
RE: How to get holy water
After reading the thread:

1 get a bottle of jack.
2 have Richard Dawkins bless it.
3 pour into bong.

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28-08-2012, 03:33 AM
RE: How to get holy water
Hell yeah, smoking a bong with holly water! YES!!

As far as I know, some churches here were selling a half-litre bottles filled with holly water.

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28-08-2012, 04:32 AM
RE: How to get holy water
Get tap water, mumble some secret words, do magic with your mind, and feel the holy spirit in the water.
Tadaaaa, there is your holy water Big Grin
To feel the holy spirit you might have to be brainwashed.... or stoned, or drunk.... whatever pleases you most.

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