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31-08-2012, 11:26 AM
RE: How to get holy water
I think my mother still has my official service book somewhere in one of her bookcases. You touch the water, the bong, or both to the screen of your computer and I'll do a skype miracle for you. Fuck I could be so rich if I were 99% more of an asshole...

Oh, no Hallucinations 4:11 says the 'gilded sheep should be stewed in rat blood' but Morons 5:16 contradicts it. (Chas)

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31-08-2012, 11:33 AM
RE: How to get holy water
(26-08-2012 05:12 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  #247) Fill bong with holy water

I LOL'd.
Sacreligious don't you think... oh, you rebel, you.

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01-09-2012, 09:51 PM
RE: How to get holy water
Make sure to do this on a Saturday.........

1: Visit pet shop and buy two boxes of crickets.
2: Visit church with grounds..... walk around casting cannabis seeds in quiet areas where it might take.
3: Enter church, approach priest, ask to bless bottle of water for you (I cant see them refusing if im honest, its just a few words)
4: Thank priest, then when no one is looking empty both boxes of crickets out in a corner.
5: Leave.
6: The next day chortle to yourself as you think of the racket going off in sunday service as you stack yourself the holiest of pipes Smile

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13-09-2012, 03:10 AM
RE: How to get holy water
(01-09-2012 09:51 PM)bemore Wrote:  Make sure to do this on a Saturday.........

1: Visit pet shop and buy two boxes of crickets.
2: Visit church with grounds..... walk around casting cannabis seeds in quiet areas where it might take.
3: Enter church, approach priest, ask to bless bottle of water for you (I cant see them refusing if im honest, its just a few words)
4: Thank priest, then when no one is looking empty both boxes of crickets out in a corner.
5: Leave.
6: The next day chortle to yourself as you think of the racket going off in sunday service as you stack yourself the holiest of pipes Smile

This cracked me up.
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