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03-12-2016, 02:24 PM
How to win in this world
did you know that god hates you and if he has written you a particular religion I advise you to read it all.. for me he gave me islam and all I can say is if god wrote me a book telling me what to do he must seriously be a weak shit head who thinks im stupid.

and can you believe it I became rich, fucked 1000's of girls, ate the best food, drank and partied.. fuck life rocked, seriously rocked and all because of this reason.

first god told me only to eat halal, which means no red rooster or kfc, even maccers? shit! that food I love! I said get fucked and I loved food.

second he said don't drink, oh we all know why.. he wants us ugly cunts who made ugly with his unholy piece of shit religion to be bored.. well get fucked im getting drunk and it gave me confidence and picked up and fucked girls oh yeh!~

third he tells me to do the prayer all night and not sleep.. I said no ill sleep your not gonna fucking stress me cunt and kill me.

fourth he tells me to fast and have no water so he can burst my kidneys, ahh no thanks suck my cock.

fifth he admits his a faggot after I don't do the first four rituals.

six he tells me to hate the jews, muslims stole all my money and lied they were good and tried to ruin me it was the fucking "Zionists" who saw I was a disabled mentally ill mess being stalked by a faggot cunt god and took me to a doctor and I got free money oh yeh!

I admit I don't eat ham yet it says I am not allowed and I didn't, but I reckon if I eat ham I reckon it will cure my acne oh who cares god giving me acne making me ugly and no women gave me a disability so yeh get free money, so why don't you suck on that god?

and yeh I took all eventually all because I didn't do a shit he told me, when your enemy tells you to do something don't do it.. do the opposite and I assure you you will live the best life ever.

time to eat ham!
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03-12-2016, 02:31 PM
RE: How to win in this world
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but ham is fucking delicious. Thumbsup

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

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03-12-2016, 02:32 PM
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You should start off eating bacon. Bacon it amazing stuff. Drooling

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03-12-2016, 02:34 PM
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(03-12-2016 02:32 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  You should start off eating bacon. Bacon it amazing stuff. Drooling

I once ate bacon wrapped ham.

It was all kinds of salty goodness.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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03-12-2016, 02:38 PM
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[Image: Ham3_zps74hooztj.jpg]

There is only one really serious philosophical question, and that is suicide. -Camus
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03-12-2016, 02:40 PM
RE: How to win in this world
Ham is delicious! Honey basted, or basted with maple syrup.

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03-12-2016, 02:42 PM
RE: How to win in this world
(03-12-2016 02:24 PM)Evil_Fighter Wrote:  fucked 1000's of girls

Sounds like the ads on porn sites:

"CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT ONE WEIRD TRICK THAT LET ME FUCK THOUSANDS OF GIRLS"
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03-12-2016, 02:43 PM
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Bob Hope was a ham.

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03-12-2016, 02:48 PM
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(03-12-2016 02:34 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(03-12-2016 02:32 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  You should start off eating bacon. Bacon it amazing stuff. Drooling

I once ate bacon wrapped ham.

It was all kinds of salty goodness.

Bacon wrapped sausage.

[Image: bacon-explosion-modal-popup_zpsk3aky8dh.jpg]

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03-12-2016, 02:55 PM
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Quote:fucked 1000's of girls

I think it was just one tranvestite with thousands of wigs (and boy is his anus tired)
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