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08-03-2017, 06:53 AM
How would you fix the world?
Alright so name one problem in the world, and then list a way to fix that problem. It can be any problem at all. Like western toilers compared to Asian toilets. It is scientifically proven that squatting is the much more effective way humans relieve their bowels.

How I would fix this problem?

Make all western toilets illegal overnight, while simultaneously watching the western world burn overnight.
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08-03-2017, 07:00 AM
RE: How would you fix the world?
(08-03-2017 06:53 AM)Celestial_Wonder Wrote:  Make all western toilets illegal overnight, while simultaneously watching the western world burn overnight.

You underestimate my ability to shit wherever I sit.

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08-03-2017, 07:21 AM
RE: How would you fix the world?
(08-03-2017 06:53 AM)Celestial_Wonder Wrote:  How to fix the world?

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08-03-2017, 07:25 AM
RE: How would you fix the world?
Toilets...that's the best you've got.........

Why am I not surprised?

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08-03-2017, 08:37 AM
RE: How would you fix the world?
I would make everyone my slaves. The issue being of course that everyone isn't currently my slaves.

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08-03-2017, 09:02 AM
RE: How would you fix the world?
Short term solution for all problems: Change the way I view the world until I don't perceive its perpetual problems as problems, then go to the range and shoot things.

Long term solution for all problems: Isolate the genes that cause people develop brains that are predisposed to initiating chemical reactions that lead to feelings of unhappiness when faced with overwhelming problems and genetically engineer babies to be happy all the time even when in a state that would have previously been defined as suffering.

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08-03-2017, 09:03 AM
RE: How would you fix the world?
With duct tape, of course! Tongue

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08-03-2017, 09:05 AM
RE: How would you fix the world?
The same way that we fix dogs, cats, and steers?

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08-03-2017, 11:02 AM
RE: How would you fix the world?
(08-03-2017 09:03 AM)Dom Wrote:  With duct tape, of course!
... and Vice-Grips. Especially Vice-Grips.
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08-03-2017, 11:16 AM
RE: How would you fix the world?
In the spirit of the OP's intent, which was to not (necessarily) turn this thread into a snark generator, I'll contribute my own observation that (to my mind) we're terrible at identifying or recognizing what our problems actually are, so we thrash about and ruin lives heedlessly & needlessly and generally exacerbate instead of ameliorate and in between times mostly masturbate. Still, we're way better off than we were 500 years ago, and WAY better off than we were 5000 years ago, so something is going right despite our utter disagreement about what "right" actually is.
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