How would you fix the world?
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08-03-2017, 11:44 AM
RE: How would you fix the world?
(08-03-2017 09:05 AM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  The same way that we fix dogs, cats, and steers?

I agree. We need to do something about over-population. Capitalists encourage the present pyramid scheme, but it really is bad for the people on the bottom, the wild animals, and the environment.
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08-03-2017, 12:24 PM
RE: How would you fix the world?
(08-03-2017 06:53 AM)Celestial_Wonder Wrote:  Alright so name one problem in the world, and then list a way to fix that problem.
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Only one? OK.

1.1 Problem: Racism (tribalism / ignorance)

Solution: Compulsory interracial breeding for two generations via cultural exchange programs.

1.2 Problem: Over-population

Solution: Choice of staying single or same-sex marriage + legalised prostitution (for procreation, see 1.1).

1.3 Problem: Religion (tribalism)

Solution: Under the slogan of "Jiz or No Jiz" all theists get to choose between sterilisation or paying extra tax (jizya).

1.4 Problem: Gluttony / Obesity

Solution: All McDonald's to be converted to Vietnamese or Thai restaurants.

1.5 Problem: Greed

Solution: 100% death tax.

1.6 Problem: Lust / Rape

Solution: Ban the burka. Introduce pay-per-view public castrations.

1.7 Problem: War / wrath

Persuade the UN that the number of seats on the council will be based on the following calculation:
Contributions to other countries' economies x number of Olympic medals won every four years ÷ human rights violations x environmental violations

1.8 Problem: Sexual repression:

Solution: Pass a law decreeing that only women can hold positions of church or mosque leaders. And they must hold services naked.

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08-03-2017, 01:41 PM
RE: How would you fix the world?
(08-03-2017 06:53 AM)Celestial_Wonder Wrote:  Alright so name one problem in the world, and then list a way to fix that problem. It can be any problem at all. Like western toilers compared to Asian toilets. It is scientifically proven that squatting is the much more effective way humans relieve their bowels.

How I would fix this problem?

Make all western toilets illegal overnight, while simultaneously watching the western world burn overnight.

Too late.
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08-03-2017, 01:46 PM
RE: How would you fix the world?
Sending donald trump to a distant planet would be a start.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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08-03-2017, 02:02 PM
RE: How would you fix the world?
(08-03-2017 01:46 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Sending donald trump to a distant planet would be a start.
Not far enough away. And to a particular destination risks offending or damaging indigenous inhabitants; better to point that rocket into deep space with no brakes. Doesn't this forum have a rocket surgeon on deck? Tell him to get busy!
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08-03-2017, 02:03 PM
RE: How would you fix the world?
(08-03-2017 02:02 PM)Airportkid Wrote:  
(08-03-2017 01:46 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Sending donald trump to a distant planet would be a start.
Not far enough away. And to a particular destination risks offending or damaging indigenous inhabitants; better to point that rocket into deep space with no brakes. Doesn't this forum have a rocket surgeon on deck? Tell him to get busy!

Laugh out load That made me laugh!

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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08-03-2017, 02:16 PM
RE: How would you fix the world?
Through the medium of interpretative dance?

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08-03-2017, 02:42 PM
RE: How would you fix the world?
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In all seriousness, my first effort would be in putting more focus on finding a way to lessen our impact on the environment. Namely, I would start with eliminating the cruelty of factory farms and promoting humanely raised livestock. Factory farms are disgusting.

This is our only home right now. We need to respect it as such.

Ignorance is not to be ignored.

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08-03-2017, 04:39 PM
RE: How would you fix the world?
Lion's gotta eat, too! Angel Just sayin.

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08-03-2017, 04:43 PM
RE: How would you fix the world?
(08-03-2017 02:03 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  That made me laugh!

Then all hope is not yet lost if we are still able to do that.

Then again, there is no depredation yet committed that someone somewhere at some time wasn't able to crack a joke about. We've spent our history dying of laughter, if we died off laughing that, too, would be laughable.
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