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07-09-2017, 02:48 PM
RE: Humanistic Survey
Binary choices.

Would you like that shirt in Extra Small or Extra Large?
Which do you want on your ice cream, ground horseradish or anchovies?
Whose cell do you want to share, the psychotic or the drug addict going cold turkey?
Would you like those pants in neon orange or puce?
Which would you like to spend Sunday morning services with - Osteen's megachurch or the FLDS?
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07-09-2017, 02:55 PM
RE: Humanistic Survey
Also why the fuck is it titled "Humanistic survey?" it doesn't have shit to do with humanism that I can see. Unless you're gonna do some big reveal and be like "If you're an honest humanist then you want all the shitty options because Jesus is the truth". Which would be a. not true and b. fucking stupid. But you do you, if that's what you were intending. Dodgy ETA: You should add an option for kak-stupid to your poll Dodgy

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07-09-2017, 02:58 PM
RE: Humanistic Survey
(07-09-2017 02:21 PM)Thinker Wrote:  
(07-09-2017 02:05 PM)jennybee Wrote:  I don't see a fundoshi option. Drinking Beverage

Will include for the second round. Stay tuned

Okay good. I choose door Number B Wink Tongue

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07-09-2017, 03:00 PM
RE: Humanistic Survey
Too nuanced. There's no way I can give an honest answer to any of those questions without context.
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07-09-2017, 03:41 PM
RE: Humanistic Survey
(07-09-2017 02:17 PM)Thinker Wrote:  
(07-09-2017 02:01 PM)jennybee Wrote:  What or the fuck? Drinking Beverage Tongue

I prefer 'what?'

Seems like your fucks have been sub par sir! Big Grin

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07-09-2017, 04:12 PM
RE: Humanistic Survey
42.

No, wait, albino. Definitely albino.

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07-09-2017, 05:15 PM
RE: Humanistic Survey
Stop drinking ayuhuasca with every meal, pal.

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07-09-2017, 05:40 PM
RE: Humanistic Survey
(07-09-2017 04:12 PM)unfogged Wrote:  42.

No, wait, albino. Definitely albino.

I think I've heard of blue albino somethings. I'm gonna go google it. .... wait.... ain't those white walkers?

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07-09-2017, 05:41 PM
RE: Humanistic Survey
(07-09-2017 05:15 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  Stop drinking ayuhuasca with every meal, pal.

It's usually reserved for breakfast.

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07-09-2017, 05:43 PM
RE: Humanistic Survey
(07-09-2017 02:48 PM)Rockblossom Wrote:  Binary choices.

Would you like that shirt in Extra Small or Extra Large?
Which do you want on your ice cream, ground horseradish or anchovies?
Whose cell do you want to share, the psychotic or the drug addict going cold turkey?
Would you like those pants in neon orange or puce?
Which would you like to spend Sunday morning services with - Osteen's megachurch or the FLDS?

1. Extra Small
2. Ice cream
3. Psychotic
4. Puce
5. Osteen's
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