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02-03-2012, 11:01 AM
RE: Humans aren't apes??
(02-03-2012 09:39 AM)satan69 Wrote:  I was doing some thinking, like i always do, and want to know if this is proof that we are apes. Forget all the evidence for a sec. Havent humans done everything in their power to not look like apes, so now they sold themselves on the lie. lets take the most sexually active guy on the board. If a woman didnt shave her legs or underarms, didnt brush her teeth with toothpaste, didnt take a shower with soap, no makeup- would any of you find women attractive at that point. Those are all recent human inventions. I would say we would all be monks. you can say the same for men not shaving their faces. we would have facial hair to the ground, and no girl would ever screw us. If god made us special from the apes, why do we have all the characteristics of them. have people in their infinite fear of death done everything possible to live in denial of our past.

I don't see this as proof, or even as evidence. Of course we're not attracted to people who look like apes... unless we're "furries" of course. We're also not interested in people who look and smell like a garbage can, but by your logic that would also be evidence that we descended from trash.

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02-03-2012, 11:30 AM
RE: Humans aren't apes??
(02-03-2012 11:01 AM)Starcrash Wrote:  
(02-03-2012 09:39 AM)satan69 Wrote:  I was doing some thinking, like i always do, and want to know if this is proof that we are apes. Forget all the evidence for a sec. Havent humans done everything in their power to not look like apes, so now they sold themselves on the lie. lets take the most sexually active guy on the board. If a woman didnt shave her legs or underarms, didnt brush her teeth with toothpaste, didnt take a shower with soap, no makeup- would any of you find women attractive at that point. Those are all recent human inventions. I would say we would all be monks. you can say the same for men not shaving their faces. we would have facial hair to the ground, and no girl would ever screw us. If god made us special from the apes, why do we have all the characteristics of them. have people in their infinite fear of death done everything possible to live in denial of our past.

I don't see this as proof, or even as evidence. Of course we're not attracted to people who look like apes... unless we're "furries" of course. We're also not interested in people who look and smell like a garbage can, but by your logic that would also be evidence that we descended from trash.

I think all this is a cultural thing. If I take away all your porn and I take you back in time say 500 years, how many days do you think would pass before you get the first giant boner from that kind of cute peasant girl with hairy legs and missing teeth? It may seem impossible to you now, but I think you'd get there sooner than you think.

I take things even further. When most women in the world will be shaven and siliconed, in one or 2 generations the hairy "non-enhanced" ones may very well become "more interesting" to men in those days.

In times of hunger, fat people used to be considered sexy. One of our days' super model would be seen as "bony", "spiky" and "shapeless" to them. "Don't fuck her, you'll get splinters". All magazines were full of women that by today's standards would at least be categorized as "plump" if not more.

In times where most people are artificially enhanced, natural (with everything included) may become the new "hot". It will be strongly opposed by the cosmetic industries, but their influence has its limitations.

That is not a sign of "evolution". I'm afraid it's nothing more than fashion. In our days shaven and slim is associated with "clean" and "healthy". Nothing more. Whatever will be considered good and rare in future generations will also become sexy. It's a natural selection thing.

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02-03-2012, 12:50 PM
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(02-03-2012 11:30 AM)Malleus Wrote:  I think all this is a cultural thing. If I take away all your porn and I take you back in time say 500 years, how many days do you think would pass before you get the first giant boner from that kind of cute peasant girl with hairy legs and missing teeth? It may seem impossible to you now, but I think you'd get there sooner than you think.

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02-03-2012, 04:20 PM
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I didnt realize my post would be so confusing. lets start again. I dont believe if there was a god of the bible,since thats all you can go by, humans wouldnt need to evolve. God wouldnt have made us apes first, and then allowed us to evolve over millions of years to be more human. We would already be in perfect form, since we are made in his image. The fact that we are not happy looking like apes, and do everything in our power to live in denial of it, just proves there is no god and we're not made in his perfect image. either gods image of himself is a monkey swinging from trees, or it's all bullshittt. god said ask and you shall receive.well, apes couldnt talk, so they couldnt ask for shit. evolution and the bible can't coexist imho. thats why that crazy guy with the creation museum doesnt believe in it. you cant believe in god and evolution w/o being a sellout. you must deny evolution and look like a idiot for you to believe in god.
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02-03-2012, 04:23 PM
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(02-03-2012 04:20 PM)satan69 Wrote:  I didnt realize my post would be so confusing. lets start again. I dont believe if there was a god of the bible,since thats all you can go by, humans wouldnt need to evolve. God wouldnt have made us apes first, and then allowed us to evolve over millions of years to be more human. We would already be in perfect form, since we are made in his image. The fact that we are not happy looking like apes, and do everything in our power to live in denial of it, just proves there is no god and we're not made in his perfect image. either gods image of himself is a monkey swinging from trees, or it's all bullshittt. god said ask and you shall receive.well, apes couldnt talk, so they couldnt ask for shit. evolution and the bible can't coexist imho. thats why that crazy guy with the creation museum doesnt believe in it. you cant believe in god and evolution w/o being a sellout. you must deny evolution and look like a idiot for you to believe in god.

No.

Not really.

Out of curiosity, exactly how much theology have you studied?

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02-03-2012, 04:45 PM (This post was last modified: 02-03-2012 04:56 PM by satan69.)
RE: Humans aren't apes??
12 years of catholic school buddy. i am a expert on limbo....The reason i asked this question is something happened to me when i was on a bus to vegas. There was this black girl who was trying to look like a boy. she was dressed like a guy, talked like a guy, but she was very feminine loooking and sounding. when she stood up, she had big boobs that were not fake. When she sat back down, i noticed she had hairy legs. I was turned off. This was obvious a case of a girl who never quite fit in and felt like a guy on the inside. she is living her life as a guy, but its obvious she wasnt born that way. I got to thinking; maybe i am not as attracted to women as i once thought. maybe i am only attracted to the illusion that women present to us. maybe we are just apes that are trying to live in denial of it by the fancy cars, homes, manscaping, and female grooming. the more we get away from our past, the more real god can become to us.


bottom line is this: god was constantly talking to his creation and they talked back to him in the bible. all the bible stories are of humans like us communicating with god. the problem is apes couldnt talk and had no concept of themselves and the universe. if the bible was real, we would have been born human from day one. otherwise, the stories in the bible couldnt have happened. i call bullshittt
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02-03-2012, 05:04 PM
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Actually, the foolproof way to make hairy women desirable to men is to run ad campaigns convincing them that hairy women are more attractive. That's how this all started. Women were turned onto shaving underarms in the first place by marketing assaults that told them to. I don't know why yet, but I'm sure fish are involved somehow, and starbucks is in cahoots with them.

It has nothing to do with apes.

Maybe.
Maybe I'm just bitter that I have to pay my waxer 65 euro so she can torture me for an hour, just so I look the way the media tells me I should look.

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02-03-2012, 05:08 PM
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I think what you're talking about is analogous to the discussion we were having in another thread about how evolution has made us disposed to unhealthy sugary foods.

A lot of things that are considered attractive are designed to amplify what were once genetically advantageous traits. You're less attracted to women who haven't artificially modified their appearance for the same reason that a lot of people don't like the taste of vegetables after eating very sugary artificial foods.

There's also probably a major social component. You and I have been conditioned to associate certain things with femininity, and women have been conditioned to associate certain things with masculinity, so when those things are lacking it makes sense that we would find the person less attractive.
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02-03-2012, 05:17 PM
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smoosh, let me ask you this: if your SO never shaved his face and had a beard that went to his chest, would you have been attracted to him. do you think you could be attracted to a bin laden looking type with even more facial hair.i know one thing, when i was on the bus, i became asexual for the rest of the trip. although, i must say, for a guy he had a nice rack.
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02-03-2012, 05:49 PM
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Satan69,

I understand what you are talking about completely. Unfortunately the logic police will shoot down your faulty logic. You could word what you are trying to communicate in a better way I think.

Problem you are running into is a small communication barrier. Some folks on here have entrenched their claws deep into logic that they fail to realize that not all people communicate the same way. Smile

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