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08-03-2015, 06:41 PM
RE: Humping buckets
(08-03-2015 05:57 PM)Nurse Wrote:  
(08-03-2015 04:03 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Am I having fun yet????

Not with your definition of humping Drinking Beverage

Unless your pet name for your S.O. is 'Buckets'. Tongue
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08-03-2015, 06:46 PM
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I don't think I have ever tasted 'real' maple syrup. Consider

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08-03-2015, 09:07 PM
RE: Humping buckets
(08-03-2015 06:46 PM)Anjele Wrote:  I don't think I have ever tasted 'real' maple syrup. Consider

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09-03-2015, 05:02 AM
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(08-03-2015 05:38 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  Where do you sell it? I'm a Canadian frog living where people have never had real maple syrup. (Not the heavy syrup with flavoring.)

I'm in SW Michigan. Rural area NW of Kalamazoo.

I simply wait til I have 30 gallons or so made, then put a few signs out on the main roads. I've been doing it long enough that I've got a fair number of regular customers. It's usually all sold out in a week or two. I'm one of the last of small producers around - that still use the traditional boiling method - so the flavor is better and it's a bit better in viscosity than stuff that goes through reverse osmosis machines, that the large producers use.

I won't use commercial "syrups" - a pseudonym for "corn syrup flavored with petrochemicals"....

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10-03-2015, 06:50 PM
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(08-03-2015 06:46 PM)Anjele Wrote:  I don't think I have ever tasted 'real' maple syrup. Consider

OK, you need some Quebec maple syrup.
Quote:Approximately 85 per cent of the world's maple syrup comes from Canada, and of that,
about 90 per cent is produced in Quebec. Taking centre stage on the nation's flag, the maple leaf
not only signifies the unity of all Canadian people, but a rich industry they are right to be proud of.

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10-03-2015, 07:02 PM
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(08-03-2015 05:13 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  humping = carrying

Lots of that coming up.

So... tomorrow you'll be humping on Hump Day?
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10-03-2015, 07:52 PM
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We have a similar thing in the UK, but with Marmite.

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02-04-2015, 05:36 AM
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It's done. And I damned near am too.....

This was the WORST year ever. The sap didn't run predictably, the sugar content was for shit, and of course to top it off I came down with a horrid head/chest cold to make it all the more "fun".....

If this had been a typical year - I should have gotten close to 50 gallons of syrup. I got 20 - and worked my ass off to get it.

Then - to REALLY make shit "fun" -- I've had a couple of previous year customers showing up DEMANDING their usual 2 or 3 gallon quota -- which I refuse to do. I'd far rather have some for everyone - rather that just sell it all to the first guy who drops down the money. I didn't even put up my roadside signs.

What these cretins fail to realized is I put in HUNDREDS of hours and close to 1000 dollars getting ready for this season. In the end - lost money. That's right folks -- I worked my ass off just to be able to provide syrup to these snooty fucks - and not make a buck at all.....

And they think I'm the bad guy....

Fuck it... I'm should just go back to bed.

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