Humpty Dumpty's Passion
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25-05-2015, 04:03 AM (This post was last modified: 25-05-2015 04:08 AM by 666wannabe.)
Humpty Dumpty's Passion
It has been reported that Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall.

The fact that this story has been recorded by many, many, many unrelated individuals presents evidence that Humpty Dumpty did, indeed, suffer this passion.

The fact that it is further recorded that all the king's horses and all the king's men could not put Humpty Dumpty together, again is further evidence of the truth of the report. Why would they have tried to put him back together if his passion were not historical fact?

Humpty Dumpty-ists present a very good argument that a-Humpty Dumpty-ists deny the fact of Humpty Dumpty's passion simply because they are angry at Humpty Dumpty (We hate Humpty Dumpty).

Maybe Sye ten Bruggancate has a solid argument, after all.

If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities.--Voltaire.

"To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason is like administering medicine to the dead." --Thomas Paine.
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25-05-2015, 04:22 AM
RE: Humpty Dumpty's Passion
Laugh out load

This is what's known as "off the wall" humour.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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25-05-2015, 05:47 AM
RE: Humpty Dumpty's Passion
To those that say stuff is true "For it is written" ---

I point out the magazines at the supermarket check out aisle...

"Bat-Boy in the White House" was always one of my favorites.

"Best investigative journalism on the planet" - K (Men in Black)

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25-05-2015, 05:49 AM
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(25-05-2015 04:22 AM)morondog Wrote:  Laugh out load

This is what's known as "off the wall" humour.

What would you say if I told you that Sye sent me an email thanking me for my support?

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25-05-2015, 06:21 AM
RE: Humpty Dumpty's Passion
This a-Humpty Dumpty-ist has a very serious problem with The Troof!

Infidel!




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25-05-2015, 07:29 AM
RE: Humpty Dumpty's Passion
(25-05-2015 05:49 AM)666wannabe Wrote:  
(25-05-2015 04:22 AM)morondog Wrote:  Laugh out load

This is what's known as "off the wall" humour.

What would you say if I told you that Sye sent me an email thanking me for my support?

I'd say fuck. Yes I would.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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25-05-2015, 07:48 AM
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(25-05-2015 07:29 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(25-05-2015 05:49 AM)666wannabe Wrote:  What would you say if I told you that Sye sent me an email thanking me for my support?

I'd say fuck. Yes I would.

He didn't really, but i'm presupposing that he would if he knew me.

If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities.--Voltaire.

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25-05-2015, 07:52 AM
RE: Humpty Dumpty's Passion
So I ask you. Tell us what EXACTLY happened in that nursery rhyme.




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25-05-2015, 07:54 AM
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(25-05-2015 07:48 AM)666wannabe Wrote:  
(25-05-2015 07:29 AM)morondog Wrote:  I'd say fuck. Yes I would.

He didn't really, but i'm presupposing that he would if he knew me.

I'll say fuck anyway then. "Fuck". Weeping

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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25-05-2015, 10:19 AM
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(25-05-2015 07:52 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  So I ask you. Tell us what EXACTLY happened in that nursery rhyme.




That's interesting. I never got past the first verse. I guess I got bored. It seems that Humpty's passion was not all that dramatic. Fuck!

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