Hurricanes Are God's Wrath (Merged)
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08-09-2017, 05:42 AM (This post was last modified: 08-09-2017 05:49 AM by BikerDude.)
RE: here we go again: televangelist says huricane is god's wrath
The irony is that Televangelists are clearly "God's" wrath.
Oh my God (no pun intended)!
I just actually watched the video.
It's Jim Baker.
Clear evidence that you just can't fix stupid.
These guy are rubber ducks.
You can't sink them even if you try.

It's the wrath of Tammy Faye Baker.
From the grave.
Religion is stupid everywhere.
But there is a particular type of stupidity in the religion of the bible belt in the US that exceeds all other brands.
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08-09-2017, 05:54 AM
RE: here we go again: televangelist says huricane is god's wrath
They cold read their audience and say what the crowd wants to here. And what they want to hear is that they're superior to the people who aren't in that barn right now.
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08-09-2017, 06:09 AM
RE: here we go again: televangelist says huricane is god's wrath
God has a heavenly dart board and that's how he determines which areas to "wrath." Fucking ridiculous.

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08-09-2017, 06:16 AM
RE: here we go again: televangelist says huricane is god's wrath
I believe the correct term is "mysterious ways".

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08-09-2017, 06:57 AM
RE: here we go again: televangelist says huricane is god's wrath
You would think any all-knowing, all-powerful God could punish (or kill) everyone he disliked on an individual basis.

What is he, a little boy stomping on an ant mound?
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08-09-2017, 07:11 AM
RE: here we go again: televangelist says huricane is god's wrath
I'm still waiting for those good storms that come along and instantly create hospitals, medical equipment, cures for major diseases, etc.

Or how about those good storms that hit famine strict areas of the world, dropping piles of magical imperishable food, with houses that spring up from the ground containing electricity and running water.

If you believe your god is only responsible for destruction, then you need a new god or perhaps, none at all if your silly ass mind will allow it.

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08-09-2017, 07:21 AM (This post was last modified: 08-09-2017 07:26 AM by Loom.)
RE: here we go again: televangelist says huricane is god's wrath
Natural disasters:

Theists: "God's wrath! Armageddon! End of Times! Repent!"

Non-theists: "Man this sucks."

Ignorance is not to be ignored.

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08-09-2017, 07:46 AM
RE: here we go again: televangelist says huricane is god's wrath
(08-09-2017 06:57 AM)Thoreauvian Wrote:  You would think any all-knowing, all-powerful God could punish (or kill) everyone he disliked on an individual basis.

What is he, a little boy stomping on an ant mound?

He's a category punisher. No
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08-09-2017, 07:48 AM
RE: here we go again: televangelist says huricane is god's wrath
I always love how God's wrath manifests like this only during hurricane season, and only in coastal regions. I'd be more prone to consider a hurricane being sent by God if it struck North Dakota in February, or something.

Also, you think that people who believe this sort of thing would be terrified of God. Just like in the Bible, he throws around massive, poorly targeted punishments. He gets angry at group X, then sends a calamity that affects some of group X (but not all of it!), and also some of group Y. Under this system, you could be living in close proximity to a bunch of heathens, get killed by God for their sins, all while a good chunk of them survive!
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08-09-2017, 07:58 AM
RE: here we go again: televangelist says huricane is god's wrath
(08-09-2017 07:48 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  I always love how God's wrath manifests like this only during hurricane season, and only in coastal regions. I'd be more prone to consider a hurricane being sent by God if it struck North Dakota in February, or something.

Also, you think that people who believe this sort of thing would be terrified of God. Just like in the Bible, he throws around massive, poorly targeted punishments. He gets angry at group X, then sends a calamity that affects some of group X (but not all of it!), and also some of group Y. Under this system, you could be living in close proximity to a bunch of heathens, get killed by God for their sins, all while a good chunk of them survive!

But God loves you... Hobo Talk about a split personality.

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