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06-10-2016, 08:41 AM
Hurricsne Matthew is now biblical prophecy
It's all over my Facebook. Hurricane Matthew is Matthew 24 come to life.
All because it was supposedly noticed on sept 24 and was named Matthew.
People are also freaking out at the satellite image caught that makes it look like a skull.

Sure if that's what they want to call it, a hurricane of judgement because this is the worst storm ever, no other storm has been like Matthew.
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06-10-2016, 09:15 AM
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Woohoo! I won a bet. Thanks, Jewel! Big Grin

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06-10-2016, 09:29 AM
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(06-10-2016 08:41 AM)Jewelarcher Wrote:  It's all over my Facebook. Hurricane Matthew is Matthew 24 come to life.
All because it was supposedly noticed on sept 24 and was named Matthew.
People are also freaking out at the satellite image caught that makes it look like a skull.

Sure if that's what they want to call it, a hurricane of judgement because this is the worst storm ever, no other storm has been like Matthew.

I know you're just reporting what FB people are saying, but what about hurricanes Katrina and Andrew?
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06-10-2016, 09:29 AM
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Please let's name the next one Odin just to fuck with the Abrahamic followers.

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06-10-2016, 09:39 AM
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I just ranted about FB and the "prayers" in the wake of Matthew (in the ranting corner)

I also saw all the Matthew 24 shit a few days ago and unfollowed or blocked all the places where the shared drivel came from.

They all ask that god's will be done but spare my town. Destroy someone else's town and it's all good.

Dodgy

That being said, this hurricane is huge...I really hope people aren't just relying on prayer and following the orders of their local/state governments.

But there are fools who think that finding a bible in the rubble is a sign...


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06-10-2016, 09:44 AM
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(06-10-2016 09:29 AM)Aliza Wrote:  
(06-10-2016 08:41 AM)Jewelarcher Wrote:  It's all over my Facebook. Hurricane Matthew is Matthew 24 come to life.
All because it was supposedly noticed on sept 24 and was named Matthew.
People are also freaking out at the satellite image caught that makes it look like a skull.

Sure if that's what they want to call it, a hurricane of judgement because this is the worst storm ever, no other storm has been like Matthew.

I know you're just reporting what FB people are saying, but what about hurricanes Katrina and Andrew?

FB wasn't around during Andrew...pretty sure I wasn't on FB during Katrina.

But I'm sure the dot connectors would have found something biblical about those too that would have been liked and shared a million times...

Dodgy


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06-10-2016, 09:46 AM
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Ugh, the fundies just got worse.

From George Takei's Twitter feed:

Right wing commentator Andrew Bieszad just blamed Hurricane Andrew on the gays in Orlando. Silly man. Doesn't he know it's Obama's fault?

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https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/7...3038735360

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06-10-2016, 09:50 AM
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*weapns grade facepalm*


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06-10-2016, 09:52 AM
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(06-10-2016 09:46 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  Ugh, the fundies just got worse.

From George Takei's Twitter feed:

Right wing commentator Andrew Bieszad just blamed Hurricane Andrew on the gays in Orlando. Silly man. Doesn't he know it's Obama's fault?

[Image: CuCxOi7XgAARzxQ.jpg]

https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/7...3038735360

If so, does this also not imply that Obama is gay and that Michelle is actually a man? And that he was, after all, born in another country? (Florida)

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06-10-2016, 09:58 AM
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It would be nice if bible thumpers actually read passages in their correct historical context *for once* instead of using them to incorrectly explain current events. This passage has mostly to do with Jesus pissing off the Romans, not a hurricane in 2016.

The skull appearance is apophenia (a scientific explanation as to why we see images that are not really there). Additionally, from a CNN article: "Paul Meyer, an atmospheric scientist at NASA's Earth Science Office, told CNN that the skull's "teeth" are cold convective clouds."

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