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07-10-2016, 12:29 PM
RE: Hurricsne Matthew is now biblical prophecy

Quote:Oh let me answer that one for you FC, according to Pat Robertson in previous Haitain woes, that's because they made a pact with Satan.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/01/13/haiti.pat.robertson/

Seems legit Hobo
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07-10-2016, 12:42 PM
RE: Hurricsne Matthew is now biblical prophecy
(07-10-2016 11:10 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  
(07-10-2016 07:34 AM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  "The Judas Tornado: Next on SyFy."

"We made a weather machine to weaponize tornadoes, but it betrayed us...now Jésus Christos must stop the ravaging of the world by this SUPER TORNADO."

The Crown of Thornado?

Thornado!Laugh out load

Is that the new Cactuar attack for upcoming FF games? Big Grin

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07-10-2016, 12:43 PM
RE: Hurricsne Matthew is now biblical prophecy
Conservative conspiracy theorists are now claiming the librul media is misreporting on hurricane Matthew. http://www.npr.org/2016/10/07/496996886/...ne-matthew

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07-10-2016, 01:18 PM
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(07-10-2016 12:43 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote:  Conservative conspiracy theorists are now claiming the librul media is misreporting on hurricane Matthew. http://www.npr.org/2016/10/07/496996886/...ne-matthew

I really wish these people would get raptured already Wink
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07-10-2016, 01:43 PM
RE: Hurricsne Matthew is now biblical prophecy
I don't ever recall reading "the Gospel according to Katrina"
in the fundies' text book of mystery and magic.

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07-10-2016, 02:50 PM
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(07-10-2016 12:29 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(07-10-2016 11:24 AM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  

Quote:Oh let me answer that one for you FC, according to Pat Robertson in previous Haitain woes, that's because they made a pact with Satan.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/01/13/haiti.pat.robertson/

Seems legit Hobo

Sure it is, it's The Pat. It's not like he's got a record so bad that the Christian satire site the Babylon Bee joked that his 700 Club cohosts keep a tranquilizer gun just in case he starts talking, or anything... Laugh out load

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10-10-2016, 10:34 AM
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(06-10-2016 08:41 AM)Jewelarcher Wrote:  It's all over my Facebook. Hurricane Matthew is Matthew 24 come to life.

God is gracious because he gives people time to evacuate. Yes Those heathens in the midwest just get two minutes' notice for a tornado.

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