I Call All Cratheists To My Side!
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01-10-2013, 03:10 PM
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(01-10-2013 01:49 PM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  
(01-10-2013 09:14 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Good one, PrettyPrettyPleaseLetThereBeAJebus. Was that the pamphlet you wasted your time writing yesterday ?
Great example of your best scholarship. Weeping
So then, head poo, (may we just call you head-full-of-poo), or shithead ?
1/2 point for effort. Ridicule for Jebus.

How dare you, sir? I experienced a great deal of pain and rejection when I came out as a Cratheist (cratheist) to my friends and family. Therefore, and in the spirit (Spirit) of Cratheist Week on the Travel Channel, I hereby denounce all who will not uphold the sacred and imperishable proclamation of our Archdeacon Photon Skeptic Yahushuah, as he itself has been widely regarded by our sacred documents to have hypothetically stated:

"Know then that all that you know is not enough to know all that you know."
-- Mentat musings from Arrakis (Dune), Book IX

I further applaud your Religulousity and suggest a Dianetic Enema deep cleanse to open your freethinking chakra centers of immortal power.

Thank you, PJ Poobah

You read the Dune Series?

Lol which mod are you and what have you done with PJ?

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01-10-2013, 03:20 PM
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Sold! Where do I get the bumper sticker? You had me at the part where some days I dont have to think, it's nice to have that option.
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01-10-2013, 06:54 PM
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Yep, that was funny! Yes
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01-10-2013, 07:32 PM (This post was last modified: 01-10-2013 07:44 PM by Bucky Ball.)
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Obviously PJ didn't write that.
Remember the little business about the retarded kid/brother he plagiarized ?
SO many reasons to think he copied it from somewhere.
Nothing about it even resembles his writing style, or ANYTHING he's ever said here.

Come on PleasePleaseLetThereBeAJebus.
Fess up.
You have 24 hours to turn yourself in.

The Jebus Police
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01-10-2013, 08:01 PM
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(01-10-2013 07:32 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  SO many reasons to think he copied it from somewhere.

You're thinking?!!

Ohmy Shocking Huh
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01-10-2013, 08:20 PM
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(01-10-2013 07:32 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  SO many reasons to think he copied it from somewhere.

Yeah, you're probably right. Shit was still funny though.

The retarded brother thing was bad because it made a lot of us think that he was capable of some sincerity. This, on the other hand does show that he has some sort of sense of humor underneath the delusional veneer.

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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01-10-2013, 08:23 PM
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(01-10-2013 08:20 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(01-10-2013 07:32 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  SO many reasons to think he copied it from somewhere.

Yeah, you're probably right. Shit was still funny though.

The retarded brother thing was bad because it made a lot of us think that he was capable of some sincerity. This, on the other hand does show that he has some sort of sense of humor underneath the delusional veneer.

I actually checked google and so far I have seen the term pop up a few places but nothing else. The only hit I got was this thread. Given his history it may well be a copypasta job but maybe, just maybe, he actually came up with something original and actually funny for once.

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01-10-2013, 11:07 PM
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Aw come on guys... I'm pretty sure this is original...
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02-10-2013, 04:04 AM
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(01-10-2013 07:32 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Obviously PJ didn't write that.
Remember the little business about the retarded kid/brother he plagiarized ?
SO many reasons to think he copied it from somewhere.
Nothing about it even resembles his writing style, or ANYTHING he's ever said here.

Come on PleasePleaseLetThereBeAJebus.
Fess up.
You have 24 hours to turn yourself in.

The Jebus Police
Tongue

Oh yea, that was PJ..

How is your fake retarded brother btw PJ?

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02-10-2013, 04:17 AM
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(01-10-2013 09:12 AM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  I've been saying for years that I could start a new religion and be a success since I know details about many religions and cults including my own Christian faith. But why take the easy route and simply soak up the money, fame and hot chicks?

I hereby by divine fiat and due to the special knowledge I have garnered at TTA and other fine web forums pronouce my new faith and lack of same--and all of you are urged to join or not join by God Himself (god himself):

CRATHEISM!

We will blend the best of Christianity and Atheism to make a brave new faith for those with faith and those without. Anyone who opposes us will be forced to contemplate how they have both faith and no faith in a Schrodinger's Cat sense until they acheive transcendance, insanity and/or cultural relevance. My friends, THIS is how we can make peace, finally, between our respective camps. Our basic tenets of no faith-faith include:

*There is only one god or less

*You are free to think for yourself unless you don't want to

*We have all the subjective and objective answers you can possibly need or think you might need, not that there's anything wrong with that

*Mankind will eventually solve its own problems with or without divine intervention

*People are basically good (and evil) in a positivist, ethical and theistic sense

*Divine judgment will not linger or perhaps ever happen

*Our special holidays include Christmas, Easter, Voltaire's Birthday and any other days we don't want to work retail

*The age of the Universe is between 6,000 and circa 15B years old

*We experience persecution at all levels of our organization, including special internal haranguing

*We are all utterly open-minded and yet we aren't, not really

*We believe and affirm the metaphysical beauty of Scientism and the coldly factual and platonic attractions of Jesus

Please add your thoughts here and help me build our new irreligious religion. We will next create our own self-produced films including "Yo, Dogma!", "The Passion of The Dawkins" and "The Bromance of Sean Hannity and Bill Maher".

Together, Cratheists (cratheists) we will forge the most powerful thinking person's religion since the advent of Scientology, long may L. Ron H be blessed and clear!

PJ (Overlord Operating Thetan Level XI, Fanatic, and Grand High Freethinking Poobah)

The first post by please Jesus I have 'liked'. It's a very, very mad world indeed.

By the way, Voltaire wan't an atheist or a Christian, so not sure why his birthday was included, but B for effort.

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